RON JOHNSON: 650k people that are at large in America have committed crimes. Mr Bier, you're shaking your head
BIER: They're not at large. They're in prison. They're in prison where they should be
JOHNSON: They're not detained!
BIER: They're detained by the states. They're not detained by ICE
10.03.2026 16:38
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Double, double lift and recover;
Quadriceps burn and protein bubble.
Bench of three plates,
Pecs shiver and shake.
Curl of gains and dead of lifts,
High five the bro βafore morning shifts.
10.03.2026 15:12
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[0006306] Companions can be untrustworthy
10.03.2026 15:00
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i want to believe this is what happens when someone buys a car with one of those enormous novelty checks.
10.03.2026 05:32
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that is not skeet which can eternal skat
and with strange aeons even tweets may twat
10.03.2026 04:14
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Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
10.03.2026 03:41
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[Guy who is angrier than anyone has ever been]: "You are HUMILIATING yourself by repeatedly acting so BUTTHURT, you need to GROW UP and start TELLING THE TRUTH"
[The guy he's yelling at]: "pototo chipe"
10.03.2026 02:36
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itβs incredibly funny to see someone losing their absolute mind over this. one loves to see a good smooth sharking now and then.
10.03.2026 02:36
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Very similar vibes to the folks showing up to /r/AskPhysics claiming to have found a unified theory of everything that they just need help publishing, but itβs just nonsensical AI slop.
I will say, the crackpots were better before AI. Time Cube guy at least wrote his own screeds.
09.03.2026 22:27
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shoplifting is bad. cheating on your taxes is bad. smoking on the train is bad. not picking up your dogβs poop is bad.
we live in a society, act like it!
09.03.2026 19:21
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my apologies to jesus big naturals, i was unfamiliar with your game
09.03.2026 07:19
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Also Iβm getting super tired of the βI found this crazy thing being said on TikTokβ version of journalism, itβs not far removed from the βbillionaire said shitβ school of headlines.
09.03.2026 07:17
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On one hand, it is very tempting to shake a fist at βkids these daysβ, but on the other Iβm just coming off a four-day convention where there were authors and readers of all ages interacting and I didnβt hear about this phenomenon once. Soβ¦ even if itβs a real bad take, Iβm not sure itβs a problem.
09.03.2026 07:16
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*looking at any economic news at all*
I'm at the uhhhhh
I'm at the uhhhhhhhhh
I'm at the combination uhhhhh and uhhhhhhhh
08.03.2026 23:16
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Had an absolute blast at #ECCC this year, spent semi-irresponsibly, but supported a lot of artists and creatives π«‘ πΈ
08.03.2026 22:03
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Iβm sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.
07.03.2026 22:24
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The two things I know for sure:
1.) AI is the ultimate knowledge box that uplifts our society by containing and collating all of human progress.
2.) When AI is asked to do anything vaguely complicated, itβll just say, βGot it, Chiefβ and make up an answer like a co-worker who flaked on a project.
04.03.2026 23:57
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a modern moral quandary, like the trolly problem if the lever was melting and delicious. call it like 10 mins? before itβs iced cream soup for sure.
04.03.2026 23:03
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βeveryone is 12 nowβ is rapidly becoming the foremost political theory of the 2020s, and itβs only been around for a few months
04.03.2026 22:39
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the first few paragraphs are this are the most gnarly sports writing Iβve ever seen, bar none
04.03.2026 21:22
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If you're a writer or researcher who thinks AI is better than you at your job, I believe you. I just don't think you should pretend like your skill issue affects me
03.03.2026 22:02
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βIf you want to know how it feels to have slaves, in the modern world β and not be blamed openly for this desire β visit Dubai.β
newleftreview.org/sidecar/post...
03.03.2026 16:19
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The missing of axis of calories hides that peanuts are insane. 567 kcal/100g, where chicken breast is at 165 kcal/100g, very lean. When I learned that humanitarian aid often comesin the form of peanut butter (under the astonishing name βplumpy nutβ) it all fell into place.
03.03.2026 19:34
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*turns toward you in unison*
Deafening gale of a million Patricks Stewart: YOUβ¦ IβVE SEEN YOUβ¦ LET ME SEE YOUR FACE...YOU ARE THE ONE FROM MY DREAMS...
02.03.2026 19:42
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I legitimately never realized Iran was so damn mountainous. If this ends up in a fighting-an-insurgency quagmire itβll be impossible.
02.03.2026 19:07
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Kenny Keil @kennykeil
unpopular Columbo opinion: my favorite episodes are the ones where he uses his powers
Image with detective Columbo, eyes glowing, projecting beams of white light from his hands.
02.03.2026 15:31
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Some Must Be Doubles (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
this is just the spice rack gag from the simpsons made flesh 29 years later.
01.03.2026 16:31
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Iβm not sure Iβm mentally at the right place to ever watch this one again. God speed
01.03.2026 04:53
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They used AI for βTarget identificationβ, huh? I may just have a wild speculation how a girlβs school got lumped in with revolutionary guard buildings.
01.03.2026 03:03
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