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Maximus Decimus Meridius Omni Rex Dei. Grat. Fid. Def. Emp. Ind.

@maximusmeridiusrex

Born c. 150 A.D. in Roman Hispania (Spain) Accounts posting political hatred from ANY side will be blocked. If you find yourself blocked it’s because you apparently think anyone cares about your political opinion. Also sport blocking obtuse nit-wits.

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Latest posts by Maximus Decimus Meridius Omni Rex Dei. Grat. Fid. Def. Emp. Ind. @maximusmeridiusrex

Tone deaf since 1690

07.03.2026 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mind The Gap

07.03.2026 22:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uber eats deliveries

07.03.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All the daft ones falling down pits and wells bring down the average

07.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I give it a 6/10

07.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Planning approval required

07.03.2026 19:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tend not to look gift horses in the mouth. 🤪

07.03.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apologies butter no parsnips

07.03.2026 06:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surely he was loved every moment 🥹

07.03.2026 06:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Top Shagger

07.03.2026 06:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thought bubble: “Tosser!”

07.03.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A young Michael Caine in a black trench coat white shirt and black tie holding a double barrelled shotgun, gives a confident look of approval.

A young Michael Caine in a black trench coat white shirt and black tie holding a double barrelled shotgun, gives a confident look of approval.

“Too right you!”

07.03.2026 01:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Tiger Who Came For A Pint, what a wonderful children’s book #CatsDoesCountdown #WorldBookDay
The Tiger Who Came For A Pint, what a wonderful children’s book #CatsDoesCountdown #WorldBookDay YouTube video by 4Entertains

“I’ve just sort of re-worked an old classic”

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07.03.2026 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love tiny poems

05.03.2026 10:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 10:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You will have to wait until 3a.m. to google it.

05.03.2026 10:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Defiantly indifferent 💚

05.03.2026 10:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gouty no doubt

05.03.2026 10:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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" Pee is stored in the balls "

04.03.2026 16:33 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

“Pee is stored in the Balls”

05.03.2026 05:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Phwoar!

05.03.2026 04:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pic of the Day…Crisp & Clear ☀️🌊
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#beachday #beachlife #beach #travelphotography #islandlife #beaches

05.03.2026 04:00 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Magnificent!

05.03.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mine was a bit more dom

04.03.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@dankackroyd.bsky.social March the Fourth be with you!

04.03.2026 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 09:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 05:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember walking to school in the snow with this on my Walkman 🖤🎶

03.03.2026 05:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I may have mentioned it.

03.03.2026 05:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0