Brain is not braining anymore.
We are doomed.
Last call was a schoolkid that wanted to get their diploma bcs ChatGPT told them, they can get it from us when their school is closed.
We are an archive.
We do not issue diplomas.

7 workdays so far and I have already reached my alltime high of finished inquiries for the month.
Please.
Make it stop.

Today is so much worse, if we keep this up you can throw the entire department into the loony bin 🙃

Me: why the fuck do i suddenly have stabby brain pain, is this finally a stroke or aneurysm?!
Thunderstorm out of nowhere: hey bitch, you didn't have a migraine for 2 weeks, gotta change that :)

watercolour painting of a pale unicorn with arched neck and curvy horn

Uuuuuuuuunicooorrrrrnnn!!!!!

#unicorn #cottagecore #fantasy #hobbitcore #magic #mythical #mythcore

Anyway, even bossman is this close 🤏 to breaking ("....*sigh* i hate these people").

Efficiancy this, process optimisation that... have you ever considered the problem is not HOW we work but how stupid the people are we serve?
That's where the inefficiency comes from.

Doc is gonna chew me out for high blood pressure on Thursday, i can feel it.

Already consumed my daily allowment of coffee and I still have 4 hours left 🫠

Wanting to chew through the desk, throw the computer out of the window and scream very loud upstairs kind of workday.

"well look at you"
#flambert

there is a cutscene in my head
#dispatch #flambert

Bound by history. #Flambert #Dispatch

...this time I dreamt there's a snake in my bed, wtf, I want the spiders back 🥲

the cutscene is still playing
#dispatch #flambert

A little cat sits in the left corner of the screen with their face scrunched up. A jagged word bubble coming out of their mouth reads, “A SINGLE BODY ISN’T MEANT TO PROCESS SO MUCH MISERY AND FEAR”

love your friends, let your friends love you

Even fire needs warmth. #flambert #flambae

Been thinking about nothing but Dispatch

I'll also be posting semmi old art often :)

#robertrobertson #mechaman #dispatch #fanart #angst

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

#dispatch

cartoon drawing of someone trying to clean their glasses on their shirt. she holds it to the light. still dirty. frowning. “no” “may your enemies’ glasses be always smudged, and their shirts the wrong type of fabric ♥️”

a mundane curse #comic

flambae smooches (almost) everyone !!! #dispatch #flambae

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ive very recently discovered dispatch and yall......they are doing crazy things to this man

z team meeting

#dispatch

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

Got relocated to another loom until the others can start weaving.
Until now I've only been on Scandinavians, but I think this American would be better suited for my home (not too high for under the roof).

Am too fast, got banned from starting weaving and elevated to assistance for the others 😂

Next person who says weaving ist just sitting down and throwing some yarn around gets hit.
I should start yoga again.

AI can't do this, kinda almost wish it could, though 🫠 (learning new things, this time from the very start)
End of day 2 and still no weaving has happened.