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Jade

@jadedubya

i’m your favorite ex boyfriends favorite ex girlfriend

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just watched a bird (robin) pick a worm out of the soil and eat it. classic bird move. felt crazy to see in real life.

13.04.2025 21:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stephen king is a lot like taylor swift in the way that sometimes i think they’re the best writer to ever live and the worst writer to ever live.

13.04.2025 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you’re going thru hell……. can you grab me a couple voodoo dolls and a bag of hot chips on your way back? i’ll totally pay you back.

13.04.2025 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s like a horror movie but it’s actually just me listening to the hundreds of voicemails i’ve ignored for the last 5 years

12.04.2025 04:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cuz i’m too jimmy then im too fukin sheen

12.04.2025 04:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in 2006 my blackberry pearl ringtone was anna molly by incubus

11.04.2025 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“imagine hating me and the whole time im just….” yeah nvm. i get it id hate me too. carry on 🫡

11.04.2025 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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an excellent display of dominance from the squirrel at my bird feeder. just showing his cawk to tell me he WILL be eating all the peanuts and cranberries i put out.

09.04.2025 16:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oat maxxing. just made oatmeal with oat milk.

08.04.2025 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

some of yall are worried about the wrong tariffs. your hogs gonna tariff you crank it one more time

07.04.2025 16:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have you ever even stopped ONCE to consider that there IS bubble gum in the baby’s hair AND sweet potatoes in the lazy chair????

04.04.2025 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can we get it poppin on this bitch pls omg i wanna leave twitter/x so bad

26.11.2024 02:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0