just watched a bird (robin) pick a worm out of the soil and eat it. classic bird move. felt crazy to see in real life.
just watched a bird (robin) pick a worm out of the soil and eat it. classic bird move. felt crazy to see in real life.
stephen king is a lot like taylor swift in the way that sometimes i think they’re the best writer to ever live and the worst writer to ever live.
if you’re going thru hell……. can you grab me a couple voodoo dolls and a bag of hot chips on your way back? i’ll totally pay you back.
it’s like a horror movie but it’s actually just me listening to the hundreds of voicemails i’ve ignored for the last 5 years
cuz i’m too jimmy then im too fukin sheen
in 2006 my blackberry pearl ringtone was anna molly by incubus
“imagine hating me and the whole time im just….” yeah nvm. i get it id hate me too. carry on 🫡
an excellent display of dominance from the squirrel at my bird feeder. just showing his cawk to tell me he WILL be eating all the peanuts and cranberries i put out.
oat maxxing. just made oatmeal with oat milk.
some of yall are worried about the wrong tariffs. your hogs gonna tariff you crank it one more time
have you ever even stopped ONCE to consider that there IS bubble gum in the baby’s hair AND sweet potatoes in the lazy chair????
can we get it poppin on this bitch pls omg i wanna leave twitter/x so bad