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@ohdangitevie

I do things. Deafie. Not the congress woman.

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I, for one, am just shocked that Russia did a Russia thing even after the president went down on Russia for loyalty points.

Next time the president should try grapefruiting Russia. Maybe that will work.

06.03.2026 14:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! We should entertain all offers!

06.03.2026 12:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We were just discussing how we yearn for the stupidity of GDub right now.

06.03.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They said it was. Repeatedly.

06.03.2026 05:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No one ever should either

06.03.2026 05:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is how you write a goddamn headline.

05.03.2026 06:53 👍 16152 🔁 2927 💬 435 📌 138
06.03.2026 04:21 👍 119 🔁 35 💬 6 📌 0

I would do that…

06.03.2026 04:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok, well based on my expectations/ I’m not a fan. But- tortoise shell tend to looks great on most faces.

06.03.2026 04:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

His brain injury is likely the most dominate thing about him.

06.03.2026 04:03 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Those don’t look nearly as red as I was led to believe…

06.03.2026 04:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Send me a pic! It can be just the frames if you’d prefer.

06.03.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I bet I would love them too!

06.03.2026 01:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m so glad they can change it out for you! And maybe in a week you will change your mind 🤷🏻‍♀️

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg that sucks so much!

05.03.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Isn’t he like 5’ tall?

05.03.2026 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yer moms anus

05.03.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Talk to them about Stardew Valley

05.03.2026 22:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drugs, probably.

05.03.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She is the worst DHS secretary in American history SO FAR.

Let’s see what happens when someone forgets MarkWayneTwoNames’ blankie on a plane.

05.03.2026 21:24 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The vegetables get stuck in that weird zigzag blade and doesn’t chop anything you haven’t pre-chopped.

The gremlin was a liar.

05.03.2026 20:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The lawn service guys came, they just aerate and put down weed preventative granules. They offered a new moisture retention thing since we are drought laden as a state.

I, in my infinite awkwardness, just started talking about Stardew Valley and Deluxe Retaining Soil….

05.03.2026 20:13 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.

05.03.2026 19:10 👍 950 🔁 186 💬 20 📌 7

Learn something new. Expand your knowledge and your empathy for your fellow human beings.

05.03.2026 20:05 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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Drove a sub route for Meals on Wheels today. Got to a fancy security system that I’ve never seen before before at an apartment building, get super smart to make my way through it, dropped the meals in the elevator 🫩😭

Had to go get new meals and now I have Cuban beef on my shoe.

05.03.2026 18:42 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know where to go for my weigh ins now!

05.03.2026 16:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂

05.03.2026 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually yes. I got a slap chop as a gag gift and it didn’t work for shit.

05.03.2026 16:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Say what you want about the guy, but the shamwow towel was legit.

05.03.2026 14:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He looks like a gremlin, has a drug problem, and slaps sex workers…. “How could I not win the popular vote?!?”

05.03.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0