I forget what I was doing an hour ago, but I think my heart rate went up to 94 because I got off the couch to pour myself a bourbon.
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I forget what I was doing an hour ago, but I think my heart rate went up to 94 because I got off the couch to pour myself a bourbon.
It's bright enough to light a whole room.
Garmin smartwatches are absurdly expensive and under-smarted as far as smart features go, but they are military grade when it comes to dumb features like actual GPS, lasting a million years between charges, and this flashlight:
Would have been nice of he'd lived another year.
Bored to Death is pretty good. Still.
My mom told me "that's just angry disco" when I played her Pretty Hate Machine.
Sight gags and wordplay aplenty, in the vein of Top Secret.
Fackham Hall is pretty good.
Just when you think you've fucked up everything, there's more everything to fuck up.
But for peeing I'd probably sleep twelve hours straight no problem.
Houdini, running out of ideas: Watch and marvel as I escape from this predatory timeshare contract!
It's possible it's keeping a portal to Hell from opening, true.
In fact it makes her an even smugger little prick.
That little cross around Karoline Leavitt's neck isn't doing any good.
Boot, face, etc
How dare they!
Apparently I do not discern between Christian sects (assuming all of them are "evangelical"), whereas the author seems to differentiate between bad Christians and good ones, contending there are none of the good ones in power currently.
If that's true, it doesn't really make your case.
Also, apparently you're supposed to tease small people by holding it just out of their reach?
Nobody said anything about a cool dragon being on the side of this optic when I ordered it.
Counterpoint: What universe do you live in where the government isn't lousy with creepy evangelical ghouls already?
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
All right. This place is a drag. Time to switch gears.
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Imagine funneling billions into his crypto scam thinking "now I'm totally safe from Iranian missiles."
The event horizon of this incompetent dipshit narcissist moron con man black hole they created is somewhere well outside this galaxy.
At least rich guys will also be ruined by the flailings of the incompetent dipshit narcissist moron con man president.
Skunk time!
I guess buying that Barrett 50cal wasn't so frivolous after all, huh, Sharon?
It was clever of the writers to break the stereotype of the second first name middle name by just rolling his middle name into his first name.
There's a bill in the NY legislature to prohibit civilian access to 50BMG rifles and ammunition, contending they have no civilian purpose. That may have been true before yesterday when Trump admitted he had not considered Iran might retaliate and that Americans would be on their own against drones.
