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@danamelcher

Former baby. Not a Kors; not yet a Birkin.

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YUP. Dark out and I’m somehow still late??

10.03.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Monday morning post time change has me suggesting to my coworkers that we all give heroin a try.

10.03.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah mothers give birth to us and fund us for 18 years, but we have to coach them through making a Christmas card on the Walmart website, so it basically comes out even.

10.12.2024 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Diddy spotted on 80/35 today

07.12.2024 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone talks about how Phil Collins had no business going that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack or Michael Caine in the Muppets Christmas Carol.

But no one talks about how the Christian cartoon VEGGIE TALES had no business being THAT funny.

06.12.2024 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take but going to the dentist is worse than a gyno appointment

02.12.2024 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I don’t like about the Normal Gossip podcast is that I didn’t think of it first.

27.11.2024 15:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@casualcliche.bsky.social OMG HI

27.11.2024 03:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#pumprules

26.11.2024 17:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Microsoft outage is the most unifying experience our country has had in quite a while 🫢🏻

25.11.2024 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

7:00 a.m. Saturday morning thought: In Christmas Vacation, they should’ve shown what the inside of cousin Eddie’s RV looked like.

23.11.2024 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing like telling the darkest stories I know to my coworkers at lunch and ruining everyone’s day

20.11.2024 19:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Throwback to two years ago when a deer dropped dead in our yard the day before our Halloween party

20.11.2024 15:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There has been a dead deer hanging from a tree in the woods outside my office window at work. I have a lot of questions. It also feels symbolic somehow?

20.11.2024 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a while, so I just want to say once again that FB business suite is ABSOLUTE trash. How can a platform suck this much? And continue sucking a little more each year?

18.11.2024 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s officially humidifier szn.

18.11.2024 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky devs trying to manage the servers through all this user growth:

14.11.2024 18:12 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0