Hilarious! #chemsky #analchem
06.12.2023 01:52
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Hilarious! #chemsky #analchem
Q. What did the HPLC say to the mass spectrometer?
A. You're such a low-resolution loser
4/5
Q. Why did the spectrometer get arrested?
A. For possession of illegal substances.
3/n
Q. What did the chromatogram say to the detector?
A. I'm feeling a little negative today.
2/n
I asked the AI to tell me a joke about analytical chemistry:
Q. What do you call a chemist who's always titrating?
A. A pain in the neck
1/n
I bought them anyway because I’m a sucker and facts don’t matter #chemsky
Both! Based on this book en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lessons...
OMg they’ve made a show of Lessons in Chemistry! #chemsky
it’s the #analchem takeover
#chromatographerproblems all the way!
Thanks for the inside info. I hope this works out 🙏
cripes, what a flub!
(the leak, not the dots. The dots are good and not flubby)
Is this what we’re doing now
Does it work the same
Am I doing it right