Unlearning: coffee doesn’t dehydrate you
28.01.2026 22:26
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Unlearning: coffee doesn’t dehydrate you
Microdose joy by not making any weekend plans
That can’t be right
- me, looking in the mirror every morning
VVICKED (2025)
Do not comply in advance.
Do not comply swiftly, do not comply easily.
Do not comply without delay, without mistakes, without unfortunate errors.
I just had to draw the 2025 vibe I was feeling. #2025 #illustration
hey if we’re going to erase everything america has done since the revolution can we at least bring back dudes wearing bows in their hair? that was cute
Tea is not enough. I need to eat a whole spoonful of chili crisp. #tired
Citizen Sleeper 2 launch Stream. 31 JAN at 3PM GMT / 10AM ET / 7AM PT
This Friday, 2 hours before the game drops, I'll be doing launch stream on my twitch channel: twitch.tv/jumpovertheage 🥳
Come celebrate the launch, see some gameplay and ask any questions you might have!
31 JAN at 3PM GMT / 10AM ET / 7AM PT
kong sled weighs 100lb the human weighs 200lbs, WATCH OUT
groovy
Me in my pink "Alpha Male" t shirt, with a cuddly unicorn on it!
This is what peak masculinity looks like in 2025
You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
me: *would literally give my life for my kids*
my kids: gross, you bought the bad bread again
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
Crochet amigurumi resembling a facehugger from the alien franchise (front)
Crochet amigurumi resembling a facehugger from the alien franchise (back)
New here and wanted to say hi 👋 love crafts like crocheting and knitting 🧶 also being a 🐍 programmer and lover of tech stuff
How about a hug? Junior won't bite 😉
#crochet #crocheting #crafts
Like, listen, do you think I am *not* a wobbly ball of horror whenever I let myself think about anything but the immediate task in front of me? But that feeling accomplishes nothing by itself, so I post about birds and the dog and coveting weird little cactus.
Elayne, Egwene, and Nynaeve all sitting on horseback wearing armor couture
Elayne and Aviendha toasting to each other while smiling
Lanfear looking devious and coy
Morgase and Elaida standing in the White Tower
WOMEN. That's it, that's the tweet. #TheWheelofTime
Two screenshots from the second Lord of the Rings movie, The Two Towers. Frodo has started to give up hope, and Sam reminds him that there’s always something to fight for. In the top panel, Frodo says “What are we holding onto Sam?” In the bottom panel, at the end of a speech which is not included in these screenshots, Sam answers Frodo’s question by saying, “That there’s good in this world Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.”
needed this & I bet you do too
A horrific image of a someone who seems to have his hands tied behind his back. A big cat (the predator kind, not the overfed pet kind) has jumped up at him and is devouring his face. Blood splashes on the floor.
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
Something that has helped me over the past five years is knowing that nothing i have faced is anything that other humans before me have not also faced, and lived; faced with grim and even joyful endurance. Finding love and light and warmth in the darkness. I am never first, i am never alone.
Sage green cthulhu with red eyes and dark green accents. Short stubby style looks cuddly.
I finally finished my first crochet cthulhu! 🧶
#crochet #amigurumi
Getting hungry from stirring a cream-colored paint. Sour cream looking-ass. Queso fresco looking-ass. Lord have mercy.
The photograph depicts a small bird figurine with an extended neck, a pointed beak, and wings held close to its body. The figurine is well-preserved, although its tail is broken and its surface shows signs of weathering.
An #IceAge masterpiece: the oldest known representation of a bird.
The small carving (4.7cm) of a water bird was made from mammoth ivory some 40,000 years ago.
It's thought to be a diver, cormorant, or duck.Found in the Hohle Fels cave on the....🧵1/2
📷 @almbawue.bsky.social
🏺 #archaeology
I love how Netflix is dumbing down its shows so that people can still scroll their phones while watching, meanwhile I’m trying to pause Severance at exactly 41:52 to try to decipher some code.
