sorry those are only served before the lunch rush, we do have the Smooshy Sandwich Bites as a replacement option
or I can offer you a coupon for 1 complimentary diaper change instead, free of charge
sounds like you're the burger for the job, I'm sure the place could always use a mushy mascot
yeah, you mean the BEST kind of pampers
if they're not droopy poopy mushy pushy pail fodder, why bother?
incredibly calorie-dense and filling meals that require you to wear a huge oversized diaper due to the fwumpy force it'll make you pack those pants with
food so tasty it'll blow your mind... and your seat
ah gosh thank ya, always happy to hear folks like the silly rambles!
the diner might not be crowded to start, but the booths might get pretty packed depending on how much they ordered...
extra Fwump Fries, coming right up. we only serve those in XL size because that's the size of the load you'll be making, is that alright?
welcome to Big Diaper Burger, can I fill your order? 🍔
that's two Cushy Combo-Meals with a Sippy Soda, would you like extra powder with that? 🥤
will you be squatting in today or pooping to-go? 🍟
Funny lil beaver girl with a full diaper! :3
saw a certain cute movie last night, im sure someone will be very happy to know i find beavers very cute.......
Ah gosh, thank ya bunches! Happy to hear that folks like the silly dialogue I write, what better way to really hit it home for a DIAPER?
Lovely! A generous contribution to poofy poopy padded beavers
Branch hopper #messydiaper
And we thank you for changing that
...Though looks like it would be a real hassle to change THAT
The snow-globe crown is very fitting, since you've practically got an entire globe wrapped on that deery rump!
So true! That distinctive diaper-clad waddle really is a natural fit for most birds, I'd say it's the perfect pampered choice.
The smaller a critter is, the larger their diaper loads are.
It's just science!
Regular coffee is known to make you POOP, so Komala Coffee? That's some seriously strong stuff!
Strangely, he doesn't seem to mind though...
Oh, what an adorable possplush!
I hope it doesn't inexplicably drink all of my Pepsi while I'm sleeping...
Gosh yeah, it's one of the best!
Just completely oblivious, unaware as that rude rumbly rump pushes out a TON of the most massive mushy mounds imaginable
...And they just don't even realize it at all, oops
Absolutely made for you to punch in the code for a pack of the latest cards
and it suddenly malfunctions, miraculously dispensing a pack of the latest DIAPERS instead...
I mean, just look at it!
That's just how Wally likes it, can't beat such a fine blend! That coffee really just...
...goes right through you.
"Mhm... Komala Coffee is a traditional Alolan specialty!" "...Huh? Side effects?" "Nah... Can't think of any." This digital artwork drawing depicts a purple and white space koala with green star-shaped tufts on his ears, sitting at a large wooden café table... though I wouldn't really be surprised if you couldn't see the little guy behind those HUGE hefty heavy hyper Huggies he's currently sporting. A paw of the Pokemon is grasped around the white handle with a cup of fresh-brewed brown coffee, the drink inside spilling slightly from the way he is carelessly swinging it while chatting. Wally, the cushy koala in question, seems completely unfazed by the rapidly-expanding lumpy load of hypermessing in those plump pampers... Such potty problems are caused by drinking too much coffee, that swollen messy diaper looming above the awfully-aloof adult despite his small stature. The white diaper is stained a deep mucky brown hue from all that pushing poop, stretched and full as it expands out past the coffee bar out behind him. I guess with a caffeine-fueled diet it's just to be expected, going through doughy diapers changes like a hypermess mush-making machine... Some say the problem is that such a pamper-packing poopy Pokémon needs to be cut off from any cappuccinos at the cafe, but Wally strongly disagrees. He can quit ANY time he wants, these are just choices!
There's nothing better than a fresh cup of Komala Coffee! ☕️
That smushy seat though? Not nearly as fresh...
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Sounds like you and the scouts would really hit it off!
Besides, who wants to take a break from exploring the great outdoors just for a boring bathroom break? Not me!
I suppose it's to be expected, embodying the magic Element of Generosity!
Though in this case, she embodies a generously-thick diaperbutt...
See, it's a great way to really get in touch with the great outdoors!
And you can also touch a bunch of HUGE poopy diaperseats, so that's also a big plus.
Now that's my kind of fast food
When talking with the mouse, is it a polite greeting to say
"cheesed to meet you" ? 🧀
You can bet that I'm always down to get good ol' Diaper TF with anybody, it's an absolute fav of mine!
Besides... What are moots for, if not to become each other's cushy confused prints on adorably-thick diapers about to totally DROOP?
Lining up for the morning roll is always quite the sight, the smell might be absorbed by nature but there's little in the way of hiding those plump poopy pamps all neatly standing in a row.
Especially when someone's tummy rumbles and has to squat halfway through...
