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Alex J Xavier ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฎ

@theajx

32. PNW. Software Engineer and teller of bad jokes

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Latest posts by Alex J Xavier ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฎ @theajx

There isn't enough land in NYC. They're going to have to update existing buildings and that takes time and money

19.02.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They used his middle name. He in trouuuubleeeee!

19.02.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is she wining grinding and rolling?

17.02.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4

13.02.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putting Jane Fonda and Ghislaine Maxwell on the same list with a bunch of mediocre politicians is clearly ragebait

10.02.2026 10:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's dumb. I saved you a click and brain cells

28.01.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song

24.01.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell me your pets name in a gif

23.01.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Improve a movie title by adding "with big naturals"

Sinners with big naturals

22.01.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro looks like the average ICE agent

21.01.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I grew up in Pine Hills. ICE is about to find out

21.01.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hotel water is a desperation play when the other options are a $5 bottle of Dasani and death

20.01.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the current wave of handheld gaming PCs I'd love to see something this size. It won't play GTA 6 but I'm cool with that

20.01.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since 2026 started? Yeah

17.01.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
16.01.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOAs are part of the problem

15.01.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Goliath Bird Eater is about the size of a crab, we can find out

15.01.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait is this the official account for Slate?!

14.01.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's the king of bad takes

14.01.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This man needs to shut up. There's protein in literally everything these days

12.01.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole thread is just inexperienced engineers being wrong

11.01.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The controller my teammates be using

10.01.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Technically yes

10.01.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never heard of this show. I kept thinking them hashtags were about the government

09.01.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're turned

09.01.2026 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck. I always try to go to one. So far my favorites have been AfroTech and AWS Re:Invent

06.01.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stay in love, outside, nekkid

06.01.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a bonus

05.01.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With pay

05.01.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Im buying a monocle if I ever eat like that

03.01.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0