Steve Zorowitz's Avatar

Steve Zorowitz

@stevezorowitz

Dad, Poppy, Trader, Liberal. CT/NY "That which is hateful unto you, do not do to your neighbor. This is the whole of the Torah; the rest is commentary. Go forth and study." -- Rabbi Hillel

1,943
Followers
881
Following
11,139
Posts
16.05.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Steve Zorowitz @stevezorowitz

When does he start selling the "Dignified Transfer Limited Edition MAGA Hat"?

07.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When does he start selling the "Dignified Transfer Limited Edition MAGA Hat"?

07.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think i saw that in The Matrix.

07.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These sickos enjoy the war porn videos. If there were tariff porn videos, he might not have TACOed then either.

07.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When does he start selling the "Dignified Transfer Limited Edition MAGA Hat"?

07.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to stick with this prediction for a while:

bsky.app/profile/stev...

07.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldn't it be so sad if IT happened while you were offline?

07.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He took creative license.

07.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Iran's president apologizes for strikes on neighbors as strikes pound their cities President Masoud Pezeshkian said Saturday that a demand by the U.S. for an unconditional surrender is a "dream that they should take to their grave." He also apologized for Iran's attacks on regional ...

It's his interpretation of this:

www.npr.org/2026/03/07/g...

07.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember tonight to set your clocks ahead to the day IT happens.

07.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a very small amount, but noticeable.

07.03.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny looking at a bitcoin chart and knowing when this tweet came out

07.03.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

BREAKING: The national average price of diesel has seen its largest single day price increase ever recorded- rising 22.3c/gal today, beating the previous largest daily rise of 22.2c/gal on 3/4/22, according to GasBuddy data. The average for diesel is up 71.4c/gal vs a week ago.

07.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 487 ๐Ÿ” 169 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

Have the police been notified?

06.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boy did I sell my $SNDK puts way way too soon.

06.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, option expiration days.

06.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not if you say they've been "militarily destroyed" and the next day they drone a base.

06.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That seems harder than a new guy just saying "we give up".

06.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the longer he waits, the more likely it is that Iran gets off a lucky shot on some ship or base, and then trump *can't* TACO.

06.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it's going to happen for a while, if at all. It's not like tariffs, where you TACO by crossing out a 20% and putting in a 10%.

He also is a sociopath who likes killing people.

And for sure, stocks aren't down enough.

06.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Trump Tehran Hotel and Casino"

06.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/stev...

06.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every entry summary has a line like this, so if they generated it, they can calculate it.

RECIP LK 20% DUTY
9903.02.57 20% $4,818.20
HERBAL TEAS/INFUSIONS, OTHER
1211.90.8980 3,829 KG 3,446.00 KG $24,091 FREE $0.00

06.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really don't see how this is sustainable. Someone's going to get rugpulled--either stocks or crude oilbuyers.

Beats me which.

06.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Looking at the tape and asking around, it's like every trader is taking a 20 cent down tick in crude as a sign to buy stocks.

06.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's out filling up his car(s).

06.03.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oil +8 = SP -100
Oil -1 =SP +50

06.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF

06.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do that every day too.

06.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Retirees don't file claims and aren't getting replaced with new hires.

06.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0