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DO THE WENIS! YouTube video by ancient alva

this is wenis erasure :( www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dL...

i watched the Formula 1 movie and it was good but quite silly. i think the most realistic part about it was when Ferrari had a 6 second pitstop, gave up a safe position and had their car IMMEDIATELY break down after

anyway pokemon legends za fanart

I bet ol Bill pissed on him too.

when i say i want toxic old man yaoi this isn't what i meant

do you think they'll show him a Sophie album and he'll get so into it he'll stop being homophobic

i believe he can do it. i believe everyone should buy 10 billion stocks in his company and expect to print out money when this inevitably goes really well and doesnt crash and burn

proudly announcing my plans to create Web4 and unveiling the very first fruits of my innovation in this space: a procedural generation survival crafting game

borders and immigration laws are inherently lowkey fascist. gold standard should be being treated as a full legal citizen as soon as you step into another country

This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”

here smoke this *gives you the weed that makes you high on weed*

this really is a take for america because down here ppl have NO clue who Jimmy Buffett is

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

its bc its like 80% heatsink. no wonder its silent!

something else i did in these last 10 months was finally get around to playing modern pokemon. sword and shield were super fun! still havent done dlc. scarlet and violet are the most fun dogshit games ive ever played

took a giant ass social media detox. in the last 10 months i played some metal gear solid games and became normal about them. also superman was real good so that post about the trailer was accurate ig

sorry i was taking a nap

I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away

persona 5 characters after getting their heart stolen by the phantom thieves

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

Jimmy Carter's head in a jar from Futurama

Homie @Proud_Shooter if the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this you are about to die in that pit (Photo of Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker)

It was last minute, but I got my tree up in time. Really brings the living room together. Merry Christmas everyone. ✨🙏

Commie Santa with an AK and a bottle of vodka

fun fact: People's Champion Santa Claus can field strip an AK-47 in less than 30 seconds blindfolded

Gonzo from the muppets Christmas Carol delivering his tiny Tim line.

“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”

Junpei Iori in Persona 3 Portable saying Jingle Bells makes him depressed as the Female Protagonist hovers over Single Bells.

Junpei without realizing it says, "Single Bells, single Bells single all the...." then gets sad knowing it's referencing his dead love interest.