"Thunder only happens when it's raining."
This is why Stevie Nicks was not a meteorologist.
"Thunder only happens when it's raining."
This is why Stevie Nicks was not a meteorologist.
But Hillaryβs emails! Amirite, fellas? Huh? Huh?
Movie nannies either have supernatural powers or are psychopaths. Or both.
Selling books at the Mississippi Book Festival at the state Capitol in Jackson.
I'm going to coin a new termβAI brown.
If it wasn't for Better Health, Ground News, Surfshark, and Magic Spoon, YouTube would blink out of existence.
I heard Taylor and Travis are getting married at Cracker Barrel.
Either youβre for nuance or youβre against it.
The height of comedy is when someone explains the point of a joke in the comments.
Set up at Monsterama in Atlanta. If youβre in the area, come by this weekend and see me.
My story "King of the Mountain" has been accepted to be published in the 2025 volume of the "Emerald Coast Review", an anthology that's been in publication since 1989 showcasing (as they put it) the region's finest writers and visual artists. I'm proud to be a part of this.
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Synonyms for "fantastic"βamazing, awesome, excellent, fabulous, first-rate, great, incredible, marvelous, outstanding, sensational, superb, terrific, wondrous.
Online movie critics, take note.
Maybe one day Iβll be important enough to be bought off by the rich and powerful.
Every James Gunn Superman movie ranked:
1. "Superman"
Iβm happy to see reading comprehension on social media is just as strong as ever.
The real conspiracy is to make you think everythingβs a conspiracy so that you wonβt be see the actual conspiracies.
Should their couples nickname be Trusk or Mump?
Whenever thereβs a cinematic battle of monsters, whether itβs Godzilla vs Kong, Alien vs Predator, Freddy vs Jason, or others, the humans caught in the middle are always the ones to suffer.
Rainbow over I-110.
"Masters of the Universe" is a misnomer. It takes place on Eternia, which is a planet (granted, at the center of the universe) that has a sister planet Etheria. The show should be called "Masters of a Couple Planets".
I donβt believe in superstition, but Iβm not going to say that out loud in case I jinx myself.
Leia was right. Luke WAS short for a stormtrooper.
If there was a Godzilla/Star Wars crossover, we could get the character Mon Mothra.
The paper mill has chosen a new Pape.
Slangβwords that older generations think are stupid and generations to come will cringe at.
My car somehow became infested with flies. I fought all day today to get rid of them, but they kept appearing. I began to wonder if I was going to hear a demonic voice saying, βGET OUT!β
Thank you. Credit goes to Danial Hemme.
I'd like to introduce my new publishing company, Arrowhead Publications. Check out the website.
arrowheadpublications.com
At the end of βPoltergeistβ when all the corpses rose out of the ground, Carolanneβs bird shouldβve been among them.