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“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.” Jack Handey

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#Mullin #AOC

08.03.2026 19:17 👍 10 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Quick reminder: Epstein.

07.03.2026 20:33 👍 10715 🔁 2313 💬 288 📌 65
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01.03.2026 21:21 👍 11 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

06.03.2026 06:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16534 🔁 3357 💬 259 📌 175

What kind of doctor is he?

04.03.2026 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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🧨 A good time to protect leaders of Allied Nations after our's just assassinated one with a missile

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PUTIN knows he can use that now, after the Fucking Moron of USA did it to Iran

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01.03.2026 06:40 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Full image (the one DOJ deleted from online and hoped no one would notice was gone):

27.02.2026 04:36 👍 382 🔁 127 💬 14 📌 3

Isn't it funny how everyone who ever went to the island is all like "oh man I had wives and nannies and kids climbing over me the whole time" and then you read Epstein's emails and he's like (in paraphrase) "don't you *dare* bring bitches or anklebiters to my fucking island, bro"

27.02.2026 04:32 👍 388 🔁 81 💬 4 📌 0

I again feel compelled to ask, “Where are all these ‘good billionaires’ I keep hearing about? Why are they not buying up media outlets?”

27.02.2026 01:01 👍 1011 🔁 185 💬 46 📌 10
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

The US Justice Department withheld testimony that Donald Trump sexually abused a girl when she was 13 or 14 - according to a source who viewed unredacted Epstein files.

This is the worst scandal in US history and should be the biggest news story on the planet right now.

www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

24.02.2026 19:39 👍 5028 🔁 2444 💬 124 📌 147
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From my inquiries it was David Pettinger, which is on brand for him. Image in the replies.

24.02.2026 01:06 👍 45 🔁 14 💬 8 📌 3
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22.02.2026 04:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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talkingpointsmemo.com/news/inside-...

22.02.2026 04:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve got that 7-inch single. inspirationa.

20.02.2026 07:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Magnificent Seven.

#TheClash

19.02.2026 12:16 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
The Clash - London Calling (Official Video)
The Clash - London Calling (Official Video) YouTube video by theclashVEVO

youtu.be/EfK-WX2pa8c?...

20.02.2026 06:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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He has a point

18.02.2026 17:06 👍 1311 🔁 384 💬 21 📌 18
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I WOULD SIGN IT!!

100% !!

17.02.2026 21:50 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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I want to be Mallet Lady’s friend. #antiquesroadshow

17.02.2026 01:54 👍 158 🔁 22 💬 10 📌 5
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two men are standing next to each other in front of a building . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a building .
16.02.2026 06:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sunset on the Arco Desert.

#IdahoEscape

16.02.2026 01:49 👍 61 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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15.02.2026 19:08 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of a Facebook post by a page called Not Me Us, which itself is a screenshot of a tweet by Brian Wetjen @wetchman. He says:

"Today, in Target's parking lot:

"GUY: Sign this petition for Voter ID?

"ME: Do I have to show ID to sign it?

"GUY: No.

"ME: So how do you know I'm a voter?

"GUY: We verify name, address, and sig via the voter registry.

"ME: You have just explained why Voter ID is not necessary."

Screenshot of a Facebook post by a page called Not Me Us, which itself is a screenshot of a tweet by Brian Wetjen @wetchman. He says: "Today, in Target's parking lot: "GUY: Sign this petition for Voter ID? "ME: Do I have to show ID to sign it? "GUY: No. "ME: So how do you know I'm a voter? "GUY: We verify name, address, and sig via the voter registry. "ME: You have just explained why Voter ID is not necessary."

Serendipity—just seen on FB:

15.02.2026 07:03 👍 159 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 1
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15.02.2026 05:57 👍 44 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
Wait for the End 😂#waitforend #funnyjokes #tiktokusa #funnyvideos #lol #comedy #viralvideo #fyp
Wait for the End 😂#waitforend #funnyjokes #tiktokusa #funnyvideos #lol #comedy #viralvideo #fyp YouTube video by Brightue Jokes

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! youtube.com/shorts/hg97R...

15.02.2026 03:46 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

Deutsche Bank? Hold my beer. 😅
bsky.app/profile/love...

15.02.2026 03:56 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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15.02.2026 03:42 👍 4 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Alex Acosta got Epstein off. 🍆

15.02.2026 03:58 👍 9 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah dude

15.02.2026 04:01 👍 1630 🔁 130 💬 19 📌 2