TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved,

I hope to one day know this level of contentment

make fun of Trump in a way that doesn’t fucking suck

💕AI art that sloughs its way onto my feed = an immediate block for whoever posted it💕

🌈please keep that stupid shit off my feed🌈

🦷love you🦷

Has been pretty vindicating that the people on Twitter we used to argue with about COVID actually got their chance to run things and they each turned out to be every bit the incompetent fuckwit that we knew they’d be

cool I hope they both lose

that is the sound my face makes when threatened with a metal spoon

"exclusively" is maybe too strong a word

but only like a little

we take turns in this house

9, I’m afraid

he'll probably get mad at me over something silly tomorrow and tell me he hates me like he does sometimes but get wrecked bro you love me and i can prove that shit i took a picture and everything

not posting it though

that one's mine

the window for that sort of interaction is closing in the next year or two and that's ok, that's what's supposed to happen, other good things will take its place

but for now it's nice he is still a little dude who occasionally needs to hug his dad

jon said he was feeling lonely and asked me to hang out after bedtime

he immediately fell asleep with his head in the crook of my arm and his arm across my chest and i stayed that way for a while like i used to when he was really little and i think i'll probably remember it for the rest of my life

why talk about the possibility of collaboration between our fascist overlords and the impossibly useless leadership of their ostensible opposition when you could clumsily pivot to talking about how crazy grocery prices have gotten

seeing people in the replies saying jeffries can't control his caucus, and him not being very good at his job is certainly a distinct possibility

but there is this nagging feeling that he might actually be quite good at his job and we are simply misunderstanding what his job is

the *precise* number of democratic votes required

but it's probably just a coincidence

like it was the other times it happened

yep, all great

...you might've already played the best of the bunch though

ah, of course

in my head this was a woof of the "buzz! your girlfriend!" variety

...i am curious though

this is a good idea they are excellent games

like i don't even need to know which four

is this a follow-up post about the ugly baby or are these two separate ideas

i like that i have no idea what myspace tom is up to now

if he's out there doing evil at least i don't have to hear about it every goddamned day

mostly i just remember how you could put a little song on your profile that was nice

i wonder if i'd remember myspace less fondly if tom kept posting stuff like "all you myspace users fuckin suck btw lol" the way people running this site do

it honestly hadn’t occurred to me to count people pushed out of their fields among those getting “left behind”

I guess I always interpreted that phrase more as someone left on the side of the road as a truck speeds by then, rather than someone *in* the road that the truck just ran over

what you’re describing is one of the (numerous) reasons I have a zero-tolerance AI policy, and when I refer to the “you’ll get left behind!” argument I’m thinking of how it gets deployed conversationally against people like me, missing out on the brave new world of soulless slop

I get wanting to celebrate Noem’s exit but it’s hard to get super excited by the first-choice reprehensible fascist goon getting swapped out for the second-choice reprehensible fascist goon

“we’re all going out to this field to hit each other in the head with rubber mallets; don’t get left behind!”

the “you’ll get left behind if you don’t embrace AI” argument always seemed very flimsy to me because it requires me to believe it would be bad to get left behind by people traipsing off to the dipshit convention

(DipCon ‘26)

like they’re delighted if all those dead Iranian children made you forget about the Epstein files for a moment, but also they really really love killing Iranian children and can’t fucking wait to do it some more

I don’t think when they do one evil thing it’s a distraction from another evil thing

I think they like evil things so they’re doing as many of them as possible, and the difficulty of concentrating on any one evil thing is just a handy byproduct of doing a fuck-ton of simultaneous evil things