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Jeffrey Kalmikoff

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Designer of things for people. Weird nerd. Maker of lists. Piler of doom. Dad of humans. (he/him)

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I wrote about how, at a moment where so much insane shit is happening and so many people are trying to deny it, writing it down is a radical act: dansinker.com/posts/202…

01.02.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8
A document header from The White House, Washington, dated 01/26/25. It is labeled 'FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE' and the headline reads: 'ICYMI: President Donald J. Trump's TRUTH on Columbia Sanctions.'"

A document header from The White House, Washington, dated 01/26/25. It is labeled 'FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE' and the headline reads: 'ICYMI: President Donald J. Trump's TRUTH on Columbia Sanctions.'"

How can you sanction a country you can't even spell.

26.01.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 4349 πŸ” 629 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 127

degaussing a crt monitor

13.01.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another reason to be grateful for you

13.01.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

does anyone have anything good/bad to say about using Ear (open) from Nothing (R) while wearing glasses?

13.01.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how the hell did i not know that about Route 66 and Santa Monica pier?!

13.01.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mustard or hot sauce and ice cubes. you’re welcome!

13.01.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.01.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

distrokid

12.01.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cut out caffeine two weeks ago. consciously avoiding most dairy (primary exception: cottage cheese) and sugar since then, too.

dropped 15lbs in that time doing nothing else than the above, and, aside from the world falling apart, feeling more OK than I have in a bit.

I’ll take it.

12.01.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so gross

09.01.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to know who it is for

03.12.2024 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a suit and white shirt ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a suit and white shirt
01.12.2024 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no no that’s crystal bumgravy

21.11.2024 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

opted to stay in space for the next 4 years (I’m guessing)

15.11.2024 21:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i dunno, he went from silly to dead-fucking-serious in the last week. I don’t think he’s that good of an actor.

15.11.2024 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

counterpoint: getting dark at 5:30pm is kinda great, actually.

14.11.2024 01:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

hi friends

12.11.2024 16:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

09.05.2023 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg mbf was almost a decade ago?

09.05.2023 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no, but def doesn’t make me feel any younger πŸ˜…

08.05.2023 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re a designer who has ever looked at your work with a loupe, you will probably enjoy following David Carson on LinkedIn.

05.05.2023 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thanks micah :)

05.05.2023 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0