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Founder of TheOmnicosm.com, home of the Snackology, Popculturology and The Cold Open newsletters. Illustrations at Politico. Rochester, N.Y., native. Was once featured on Late Night. https://www.theomnicosm.com/signup/

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The Big Mac and Big Arch Burger go head to head The Big Mac has been around for almost six decades. The viral Big Arch Burger made its debut this week. Which burger should be your go-to order at McDonald’s?

In case you're making lunch plans ... www.theomnicosm.com/snackology-v...

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, Little Mermaid.

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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
06.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do it for the readers.

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: KFC Colonel’s Favorite Jellybeans are Easter nightmare fuel | Snackology If these are Colonel Sanders’ favorite jellybeans, I’d hate to taste the jellybeans he hates.

Thanks so much! Happy to have you on board. If you're interested in more horrifying content, I can also direct you to my review of the KFC jellybeans ... www.theomnicosm.com/snackology-k...

06.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Turkey & Stuffing Oreo is an abomination. An affront to all that is holy and decent. It made me question all of my life choices that had led to the moment I placed it in my mouth. I pondered, for a second, throwing up. This cookie is a crime against cookies."

Oh, I know all too well.

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The mid- to late-90s run was unrivaled. Summer Disney movie tie-ins, Mr. Adventure, introducing Bone to an entire generation.

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These packs definitely aren't cheap, but this one was worth the entertainment value when I brought it to a Friendsgiving.

A few of my friends' kids no longer trust their parents when they offer them an Oreo ...

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a public service.

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: The Oreo Thanksgiving Dinner Cookie Tin is here to ruin your holidays | Snackology A Turkey & Stuffing Oreo cookie is an abomination to all that is holy and snacky.

Even Oreos that taste like ... Turkey & Stuffing ... www.theomnicosm.com/the-oreo-tha...

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Review: Muffins! Cakesters! Thins! Minis! This wave of Oreos has it all | Snackology Oreo closes out 2025 with a ridiculous lineup of new and returning releases including the Confetti Cake Cakester.

Five different kinds of Oreos all at once! www.theomnicosm.com/muffins-cake...

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: Marvel Oreo Stuf of Legends Cookies assemble! | Snackology The world’s mightiest heroes and America’s favorite cookie come together in the ultimate crossover.

Superhero Oreos! www.theomnicosm.com/snackology-m...

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: It’s a belated celebration with Birthday Cake Golden Oreos | Snackology Oreo turned 113 years old this week, bringing an old favorite back for the party.

Birthday Cake Oreos! www.theomnicosm.com/its-a-belate...

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Oreo | Snackology New flavors, returning favorites and limited-edition releases β€” Snackology has all your Oreo reviews and news.

If you're celebrating National Oreo Day, did you know that Snackology has reviewed TWENTY different kinds of Oreos? www.theomnicosm.com/tag/oreo/

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

You’ve seen the viral video. Now see how the Big Arch Burger stacks up against the Big Mac.

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big fan of this movie. King George forever.

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoppers is easily my favorite Pixar film in a long time.

My campaign to get Bobby Moynihan an Oscar nomination for King George begins now.

06.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people easily accepted Raiders/Temple/Crusade because the MacGuffins were religious/supernatural.

But interdimensional aliens were a step too far out of that with Crystal Skull. (Even though when you boil it all down, it's the same.)

06.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't enjoy how quickly I went from "yeah, why are 40 year olds on social media" to "oh no, I'm 40."

06.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The genuine curiosity from Johnny Carson is a wild contrast to the guy who currently sits in that seat ...

06.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just absolutely magical.

06.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I could watch this on repeat.

06.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw the movie tonight β€”Β loved it β€” and now I'm wracking my brain to figure out which joke you're referring to ...

06.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoppers is easily my favorite Pixar film in a long time.

My campaign to get Bobby Moynihan an Oscar nomination for King George begins now.

06.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, just wait until they have to figure out what to call the combined HBO Max/Paramount+ app.

05.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, duh. Former rep!

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This article should've had a pronunciation guide for "lilac" since there are few better ways for me to tell how deeply Rochester you are.

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Brown isn't supposed to win!

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Ryan Gosling SNL Host Promo: β€˜Ohmigod, it’s just four ...’ | The Cold Open Despite Ryan Gosling’s counting goof, the β€˜Project Hail Mary’ star is back to host β€˜SNL’ for the fourth time this weekend.

Are we getting another "Beavis and Butt-Head" sketch when Ryan Gosling hosts SNL this weekend?

Mikey Day is a big part of this promo ... but can you do another one without Heidi Gardner? www.theomnicosm.com/the-cold-ope...

05.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I get it. I've had one official Garbage Plate in my life versus an infinite number of plates from Pittsford Hots, Henrietta Hots, even Steve T's Hots.

05.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0