People need to realize the filibuster wasn’t meant to have a practical effect but to be a symbol and a rally point. Beating Thurmond’s record isn’t a hollow victory at all.

come to New England please!! Boston would adore you!

Caesardorf

Democrats cannot go five minutes without firing a machine gun directly into their own dicks.

stumbled onto an old sketch with four calamities showing 🦷teeth🦷
#tgcf

???? it's literally a chinese show???? wtf????

What if, I don't know, there was good news. Have we thought about doing that.

YOU: wasted 600 years in cryosleep re-experiencing formative memories, cultivating a profound sense of peace

ME: used lucid cryosleeping techniques to master every martial art, the times tables, and juggling. wrote the first great space novel. furnished memory palace

they should gamify feeding your baby. if I’m not getting any XP for this it feels like a waste of time

by any chance, were you subjected to Muzzy? the big fuzzy monster?

Elon Musk has Done It Again 🎯

South Korea declared martial law because Stellar Blade was snubbed at the Game Awards.

Terrible Game Idea: Fishing game but you're the worm on the hook. Survive.

STOP the* "ALT-RIGHT"" * WE BEAT 'EM BEFORE * WE'LL BEAT 'EM NOW *

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

i DESPERATELY need the source. i've wanted to do a pole miku routine for years