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Christ. This is terrible news!

12.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah what in the actual hell was that?

12.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Nola escapes the Ravioli 4th Inning?

12.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

11.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1130 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 22

my timeline:

11.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Next Orange coach (derogatory)

11.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Syracuse is going to do a national search just to hire Gerry McNamara, aren't they...

11.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One great thing about Bluesky is that the Kobe stans haven't found it.

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Is there a bi of hormuz

11.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1460 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 11
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Goddammit this is so good

11.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Montana basketball player Money Williams

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

Woke:

11.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1681 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

Evergreen

11.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10962 πŸ” 2752 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 50

Sixers need to sage everything

10.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's probably smart to heckle the country that funded and helped execute the deadliest terrorist attack on US soil in history

10.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

See you in Hell, Red Autry

10.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how is "mayor chooses his words carefully" a NYT story but "president chooses his words like a haunted magic 8 ball on meth" not

10.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1593 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7
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Kennedy to Undergo Rotator Cuff Surgery

Oh man, this is going to decimate the rotation. He’s probably out until September, at the earliest.

10.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1264 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 222

It's legitimately creepy and unsettling

10.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything Bobby Witt can't do out there tonight? Good God

10.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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McCain adds 13 and leads the team in +/- in a game they won by 3 on a night where the Sixers didn't have enough guards to put a team on the floor

10.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense.

People who oppose impeachment as β€œpointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

09.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 6947 πŸ” 2055 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 72

Oh man, if only they had another young guard who could step in and play

10.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the "according to" framing here hours after Scott himself posted about it on social media

10.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bobby Witt putting on a show

10.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1107 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Flyers vs Sixers in a "Loser Leaves Town" match that ends in a simultaneous pin

10.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Pink Floyd voice*
So
So you think you can tell
Kenan from Kel…

24.02.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 1359 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 5