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Thanks Chris!

Thank you so much 💕

We had one kerfuffle in the lobby of our building and the whole campus had to undergo de-escalation and intervention training. Meanwhile, ICE is shooting American citizens in the head with no repercussions.

Hi buddy 💕 hope all is well!

An X user named Philly MAGA said, “Eat a bag of dicks Pig!” And Dammit Bits responded with, “I happen to love dicks, so.”

Meanwhile over on the place formerly known as Twitter…

This is Lady. She was my dad’s and I took her when he died.

Fawn pit bull on a couch with a blanket and the words Happy New Year

Happy New Year 🥳

Cheers!

Thanks Chris! Happy New Year!

Tomorrow night I am going to have a spectacular dinner alone, followed by a hotel jacuzzi tub with caviar, uni, and a bottle of 2015 Veuve Clicquot. I. Am. Excited.

That is bitchin!

I’m taking a ceramics class this Spring! What should I make? It’s hand-building, not wheel-thrown.

A small dog sitting on the bow of a boat on a river with a rock formation in the background.

12 years ago we took Phuglee for his first boat ride up the Colorado River ♥️

Several years ago babysitting my friend’s 8 year old daughter, playing Old Maid, I made a joke about me being an old maid. She confidently said, “No Auntie, you’re a spinster.”

Degree programs like nursing and education are no longer considered “professional degrees” and are therefore not eligible for more federal financial aid. This is Trump’s way of forcing students to take out high interest loans with private lenders who will profit from their indentured servitude.

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I don’t go on here much lately.

People who walk in the street when there’s a sidewalk. What the fuck is their problem?

I’m sure it was oral. The dog on her. Dogs can’t consent so it’s sexual assault. And totally disgusting.

LMFAOOOOO

I did NOT just see a grown man in a diaper and onesie on my skyline. Actually, I did and just wish I hadn’t.

Pour one out for the relationships that don't last after buying a couples' costume.

If you say you live freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone then what you really love is privilege

It would be funny to have a George Floyd vigil across the street. It’s his birthday today, too!

a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus . Alt: a woman in a green shirt is holding her head and says oh jesus .

SKIMS is selling merkins.

Legs in a bubble bath with a bed in the background.

Currently ♥️

I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.

He’s my old man ♥️