Very Distinctive Fuckery (he/him)

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

Five eBears in a housecoat

RIP to all the toilets and plumbing at the Arnold Classic today

Sweaty women have humidititties

Oh, yes, absolutely. And I completely agree with you.

I hared off on an orthoganal tangent. :-)

i own the box set on DVD.

i *think* it's available on tubi.

(yes, DVD, *including* the unskippable FBI warning and bullshit commercials)

[poob has it for you]

Read the article. The bloodthirst described is not for evil powerful people. It's war porn that lusts for the blood of plebe combatants & bystander civilians.

I'm barely old enough to remember the nightly casualty counts from the end of the Vietnam War.

Human death should never be a scoreboard or [achievement unlocked] situation, full stop.

However, if I'm morally grey on the topic of *MAGA enthusiasts* getting IED'd into chunky salsa, so be it. :-)

Introduced someone to "Leverage" recently and had to explain how @johnrogers.bsky.social's cameo remains one of my favorite bits.

In exchange, they introduced me to "The Terror," which is also pretty damn good, if not nearly as funny.

[Achievement Unlocked: Fumbling Towards Ex-tacy]

Do not caffeinate the hearse horse.

I am also surrounded by Muppets, but they're Christian Kane, Aldis Hodge, Gina Bellman, Tim Hutton, and Beth Riesgraf.

Morally dubious women have perfidititties.

something something bad bitch something

I'm going to start blocking folks for attributing the administration's shitty behavior to "insanity"/"madness" (and am internally downvoting folks who can't think of a better way to express themselves).

The fuckers fucking us are *actively choosing* to be horrible.

They're amoral pieces of shit.

the ol' enders game strategy

really playing his orson scott cards right out in the open

First of all, how dare you call me out like this.

Hawkeye (and the writers room) knew.

The Diva Dance – The Fifth Element YouTube video by Carolina Eyck

Here's the piece with the notations at the bottom of the screen.

One of the many questions we need to be asking every elected official, particularly as midterms roll in, is “why is there money for a war Congress didn’t vote for and most voters don’t want, but none for health care?”

(Or schools, or eldercare or universal daycare…)

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

All I'm saying is Google had a vested interest in wrecking its magic search (people may have forgotten how insanely good it was, it was wizard level shit) because of how underwater they were on their AI investment and get you on to Gemini

Yeji Kim, silver medal-winning Korean shooter posing with all her lil shooting paraphernalia like a laid back assassin

i bet she knows how to use a theragun.

ten minutes with both thumbs and I'll sort most single-knot situations out.

But the theragun *is* cool.

I would be a terrible Wiccan, because when I hear the word "deosil," Harry Belafonte starts singing, "widdershins" sounds like the name of a pretentious duck, and whether I choose the right- or left-hand path, I always use the middle finger.

You do me a favor, I give you a cephalopod.

It’s a squid pro quo.

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social

"Bloodthirsty Gen Xers"

Many of us ARE thirsty for the blood of the powerful, wicked, and corrupt AND can tell the difference between a queer person *existing* and a cadre of powerful assholes ruining lives (individually and on a global scale).

H.L. Mencken said something trenchant on the topic.

I am an observer of facts, currently wearing an extremely plush Sabres bathrobe.

I'm going to cry when they clinch a playoff spot, because RJ isn't here to see the return of these guys being "scary good."

BradyCommaWayne

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check