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Dick Slanders

@dickslanders

An anti social, socially awkward, intolerant leftist, amateur shitposter & Frolf Enthusiast πŸ₯ and πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ fool

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a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck ALT: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck

Had a 10k race, it was 85 degrees and humid, I kept thinking I was finally getting β€œrunners high” got home and realized I was 5lbs lighter. Turns out all I got was the dehydration.

05.06.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next year the PDGA will have a LandShark Rule, take a stroke and throw from the DZ

05.06.2025 13:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shot under par on 18 holes for the first time during a tournament today #discgolf πŸ₯

02.06.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tag rounds are so wild, I can shoot a low score and still end up with a higher tag than I started with πŸ₯

26.05.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words i am never going to financially recover from this ALT: a man is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words i am never going to financially recover from this

Meth Dealers in Indianapolis finding out the Colts owner died

22.05.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a red robot with the words what 's the worst that could happen on the bottom ALT: a red robot with the words what 's the worst that could happen on the bottom

Just signed up for a 15k next weekend because β€œif you sign up, I’ll sign up” is the worst form of peer pressure also I’ve never run more than a 10k before so this should be interesting

16.05.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn’t say it helps the game but it certainly improves the mood while playing. Alcohol and shrooms totally hinder my game both taken together or separately (that was a fun experiment)

13.05.2025 10:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mohawk and a mustache is smiling . ALT: a man with a mohawk and a mustache is smiling .
04.05.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a big cone on his head is saying heh ALT: a man with a big cone on his head is saying heh
28.04.2025 11:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m doing a half this fall, I may take the penjamin with me and reward myself with a hit every mile

28.04.2025 10:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Took 2 1/2 minutes off my time and unlike my last race I never felt like I was going to puke or pass out, I’m sold!!

27.04.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me ALT: a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me

25mg before the 5k, if I don’t get runners high naturally then I’ll just get high and run.

Ended up setting a PR

27.04.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words welcome join the club ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words welcome join the club

Yes but it’s a cheaper mid life crisis than an affair and/or a sports car

26.04.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? An Investigation. Pope Francis passed away shortly after meeting with Vice President JD Vance.

People on X certainly have their theories: "JD Vance can't be the antichrist. The antichrist is supposed to be charismatic."

21.04.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

Time for a new pope where a group old men select an even older man to wear a gown, change his identity and use a preferred name but who also can’t understand Trans Issues

21.04.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just signed up to do my first half marathon this fall which proves even in my old age I still haven’t learned how to make good choices

18.04.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For backyard I grabbed a used one off Facebook marketplace for under $50.

15.04.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate you πŸ’š

15.04.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow that’s a long course!

15.04.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How am I supposed to train and run on the trail when all you MF out here walking smoking a blunt just tempting me to stop and join you

15.04.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly sounds better than the angry cries of β€œI trusted you” as a disc you expected to fade goes straight into OB

13.04.2025 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting in the work, I probably practice putted for 3-4 hours this week with some field work. Trying to focus on form, focus and repetition. πŸ₯

13.04.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this gorgeous art

11.04.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IDK if $5k is β€œpaying big”

11.04.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get my comfy chair

11.04.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room . ALT: an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room .
11.04.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent an hour doing field work and another putting πŸ₯

Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

10.04.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe skeet more it’s definitely helping

09.04.2025 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a dark room with the words never trust the living ALT: a woman in a dark room with the words never trust the living

No matter how low my expectations are I’m somehow always let down

09.04.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait so I can retire now

09.04.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0