Pedro?

If Joe Mazzulla didn't get into basketball he'd turn into Yoshikage Kira, somehow

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

A co-worker and I used to have a theory that because of american football, anyone who even remotely fits the profile of a traditional NFL quarterback will be thought of as a leader.

These qualities are:

White Man
Full head of hair
5'10 and above
Decent amount of bass in their voice.

new dad bathroom euphemism dropped

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

head canon: "peter has 3 copies because he had to take the same class multiple times and the teacher made peter buy new books each time"

Squen and Cragg's side hustle went worse than expected... Tune in tomorrow at 10am PT for the #MTGxTMNT Debut stream on twitch.tv/magic or youtube.com/@mtg.

no one told me that chuck was short for chester.

"Killing people in their dreams is a real bitch move and I'm not ashamed to say it."

#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched

X-Men 97 Cyclops farming aura Tweet: I DO NOT SUFFER WITH AUTISM. I SUCCEED WITH AUTISM.

@magic.wizards.com give the people what they want!

slow day at work

The Raid (2011)

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

please click through for a fucking hoot.

Marcille ‎𐂐⋆.˚ but happy little Marcille once she’s had a snack (relateable) 🍗 on my dungeon Meshi spree!

misread that and thought we were getting the king of the hill version of a young sheldon type show

oh fuck, i just saw the news. yeah i don't want to own any epstein adjacent cards.

definitely skipping the pre-release if they do this set. I'll have to think what else I would do in response to this dropping.

so fucking good.

lol are you serious? i have a copy of the hardcover signed with zander cannon. he did that a ridiculous drawing in it for me cause i asked for a commission at a MoCCa i think he was a little bored at.

the way they plan shit, we're at least 2-3 years out, so that's that.

X-Men Jubilee playing Sega Genesis

✨X-Men, Jubilee✨

*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF

shivam later today.

a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats ALT: a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats

me watching all these puerto ricans at the superbowl halftime show

America, getting the Superbowl it deserves.

Seattle teams will stay killing sports until the Sonics are returned to the Emerald City.