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Actual bass(ist). I can fix your printer. Gaming enthusiast. VR enjoyer. Frmr depressionista. Awoowoowoo for the people. he/him/55/MS, USA

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If you don’t set your clocks forwards, it messes with the governments computer databases and you don’t have to pay this year’s taxes.

08.03.2026 20:32 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Dark Deeny | Patreon nonbinary artist making ethical porn so you can jerk off in peace

it's woman's day so i'd love to remind you that I have a Patreon and just added a tier for people who are not really into the porn I make and just want to support me. i'll post my regular art on there for you.

patreon.com/Darkdeeny

08.03.2026 16:14 👍 35 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 1

they thought we wouldn't notice international womens day on daylight savings when we lose an hour but I noticed. time misogyny

08.03.2026 16:25 👍 143 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 0

I just saw a TikTok video that referred to the band Bikini Kill as "Bikini Unalive," and it's like, what are we even doing at this point?

08.03.2026 16:27 👍 157 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 19

Clocking in at the FF7 Rebirth factory bc bitchass Chadley can't get his own gd world data

08.03.2026 12:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's just cruel. Someone needs their ass kicked

08.03.2026 11:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's 1983 and something weird is happening in your neighborhood

#horror #80s #synthwave

08.03.2026 11:00 👍 109 🔁 41 💬 6 📌 2
Sure Nvidia, that’ll fix it
Sure Nvidia, that’ll fix it YouTube video by Paul's Hardware

Sure Nvidia, that’ll fix it 👍
Tech News - March 8, 2026
youtu.be/gkR3lNLwNeY

08.03.2026 08:05 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This was a dumb idea, and it helped in no way.

08.03.2026 10:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

8 Days to Freedom

08.03.2026 10:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

9 Days to Freedom

Speaking of freedom, I'm taking the day off. I'll be back tomorrow. Please leave a message.

>beep<

07.03.2026 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

Fuck I hate social media, this was all a mistake, we should have stuck to forums and IRC

07.03.2026 13:47 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bass is her instrument of choice.

06.03.2026 19:49 👍 610 🔁 6 💬 19 📌 0

God damn, cardio got hands when you a fat bitch 😭

07.03.2026 01:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God-Tier Food List:
* Fried chicken
* Salt & pepper pistachios
* Cheese & onion omelettes
* Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream
* Ice cold watermelon on a hot day
* Your mom's meat loaf (only hers!)

06.03.2026 21:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I sure would like to work my own tickets instead of everyone else's tickets 😡🔪

06.03.2026 17:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, no, thank you, I'm allergic to time changes

06.03.2026 15:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BOOTSY'S BASIC FUNK FORMULA
BOOTSY'S BASIC FUNK FORMULA YouTube video by Ediblspaceships

Here’s Bootsy Collins teaching how to funk it up.

May your day be as funky and fresh as Bootsy would want it to be.

youtu.be/IHE6hZU72A4?...

06.03.2026 12:37 👍 1112 🔁 203 💬 51 📌 12

❤️ funk

06.03.2026 13:44 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Two Canada Geese rest in a pond where trees are reflected in calm water, and small waves seem to form a sky above in this black and white photo.

Two Canada Geese rest in a pond where trees are reflected in calm water, and small waves seem to form a sky above in this black and white photo.

Geese in the upsidedown. A pond partially rippled and the reflection of trees twists reality a bit. Photographed I. The Wintergarden/St. John’s Woods Nature Preserve in Bowling Green, OH. #nature #birds #winter #blackandwhite #hiking

06.03.2026 13:54 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This is my favorite day of the week bc this is the day I get to take my work laptop off my desk and put my music laptop on it

06.03.2026 13:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

Can't decide what Effin' Birds sticker to get? Threadless' new four packs can help: eatf.art/stickers

06.03.2026 13:02 👍 139 🔁 33 💬 4 📌 3

10 Days to Freedom

06.03.2026 11:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My ICQ number is much lower than theirs, I should go bully them 😂

06.03.2026 11:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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05.03.2026 22:15 👍 9039 🔁 1736 💬 65 📌 82

I see a lot of people being like "wow, this Macbook is gonna knock the "cheapest laptop that can get me online" market on it's ear!"

The thing is 600 dollars. The cheapest windows laptop that can get someone online is like 300 bucks. What world are you all living in.

05.03.2026 17:27 👍 36 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0

I don't understand the no number pad thing at all, esp. on desktops. I want a better keyboard than what I have but I don't wanna spend a bunch of money, it has to be white, ARGB, and have a numpad. It's *impossible* 😭

05.03.2026 17:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All-time banger

05.03.2026 17:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A light green background with a black, featureless head. Inside the head in thin letters is the show title: Start With This.

A light green background with a black, featureless head. Inside the head in thin letters is the show title: Start With This.

Do you love Night Vale? Storytelling? Writing? Welcome to Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph host Start With This, where they share tips, tricks and exercises for writers, aspiring writers and I'll-start-tomorrow writers. This podcast is for you.

buff.ly/WPuVwWA

05.03.2026 17:05 👍 51 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1