Curly

cucking a sentient bootgirl with a pair of cowleather ones because human leather produces inferior boots

a simple curiosity, unworthy of being worn

call her black hole sun the way she won't be cumming

little bubble blowing wand

union square meaning that yes, that's not very many stairs, and yes, this happened in front of a large number of people, and yes it was Very Embarrassing

I cannot emphasize enough that this was an original model razor scooter from the year 2000, where the rear wheel wasn't inset at all and was instead just welded onto the back, this intersection being precisely where it cracked under my weight during my PERFECT LANDING over the union square staircase

jingle jangle doll chains!

also frankly, based on examples of your style I've seen, I don't think anybody would bat an eye any more than they might already be doing

doll swag goes a long way

pair of cuffs doubled up on one wrist?

alternatively, more subtle: clip off just one cuff from the chain and wear that

could rock one on each wrist too if you wanted

taggin myself AGP CURLS

I think I need to become a serial killer for sex reasons.

I cracked my childhood razor scooter in my 20s by (SUCCESSFULLY, MIND YOU) jumping it over some stairs, and I am not afraid to snap it the rest of the way via sick moves on your ass

TAILWHIP DIRECTLY TO THE SHINS OMGASLDFJAS;LDKFJ

this is something I fuckin love about vampire the masquerade. "some people think it's X, some people think it's Y, different groups stand to benefit in different ways from each interpretation being true, so it's all a wash" and then the GM just goes nuts with it

"as Hakim Bey wrote about in The Temporary Autonomous Zone-"

"'social studies' had good intentions. teach kids about life, history, being a good person. sounds good, right? unfortunately, that can mean anything. you end up with a writing class or two, then a series of lectures about getting out to vote and the evils of communism. huge potential, utter trash."

HUGE MILESTONE TBH

agp 1000%

happy birthdayyyyy!

was so nice to see what it said! waves waves!

good morning!

I'd love to read it!

GET THEIR ASSES

Putting a content block on an age regressor’s account so they can’t even engage with kink and porn like the child they are

failing the discord 13-and-up age verification for one last gender euphoria hit before uninstall

this is an approximation of my life now yes

randoseru full of torture implements

at a point where any time I see a blonde girl I'm like 'oh she's just like sartha thrace!'

lolicore is lowkey goated as a genre

first proper fully internet-born style, infinite freak dancing catharsis

it's just good

broke: radio girl
bespoke: radio raheem

this is the coolest shit ever and I cannot wait to read it holy moly

THAT'S THE PLAN BAY BEEEEEEEEEEE