slim flurton

Baby we do not careeeee

Ended Black History Month with my permit 🥳🥳🥳

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

Yo I never be on this mf I'm so used to Twitter

Good morning! I’m up well before my alarm in a great mood 🤸🏾‍♀️

It be the people with the least spiritual acumen and low emotional quotients that are always trying to play somebody's fucking guru.

I pop my shit online and niggas agree. But that's not how I speak to people I say I "love" are you insane?

Yeah twitter def draining af

LMAO

I don't WANT "Artificial Intelligent Artists"

I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself

It's actually second nature for me to be loving and show up with love. I'm not trying to win you over, it's just how I was written.

A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤

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I feel like a lot of men that like ass are slightly flexible with their standard, they’ll still fuck wit a beauty who got just enough ass to grip, but men who like titties will dub anything and anyone smaller than a Double D

Very specific standard

This was mostly a joke but I'm dead tf serious

I love manipulating people into believing in themselves and their highest potential. I teach people to always expect the unexpected. Ominous positivity is my brand.

For example: "I can't get niggas"
Me: maybe niggas can't get YOU

When is Mercury direct? I need to renew this damn passport by mail and I’m not messing with this transit lol.

Post photos from lockdown

Looking at photos from 2020 makes me realize how many of my clothes just randomly disappeared 💀

A REAL FRIEND doesn't encourage you to be messy , to fight , miss work , club every weekend , cheat etc. A TRUE friend is going to stay on you about accomplishing your life goals , getting your money , ignoring the foolishness, and enjoying life.

Shower the People is one of my fav yacht rock songs

LOVED the yacht rock documentary. listening to michael mcdonald and kenny loggins describe writing what a fool believes made my heart flutter.

I love you too they knew better than to let me see that shit 🩷🩷🩷😭

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

Me dressing up as my man:

My girl called me this morning and said “sis I’m sick. I need one of your soup recipes that’s gone heal me”
My poor baby sounded miserable and now I wanna make a big pot of broth, freeze it, and pass it out to all my friends this season

Me having almost an identical birth chart as the CEO assassin suspect was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are. 🙂

If he was a Libra moon like me he would have dyed his hair like a bad bitch and not got caught. But 🫶🏽

If you’re a veteran and you voted for Trump and his bus of clowns 🤡

Let me remind you uneducated peanuts what we could possibly be losing.

(Check Below) 👇🏾

So do you when you pipe a btch 🩷🥰

This Wednesday, I'll become certified in administering Narcan :)

Congratulations omg that's huge af 🩷🩷🎉