MORPHEUS

#zoneoftheenders

was playing jazz jackrabbit 2 as you do in 2026 check out the soundscape for the fucking menu

hideaki anno spent like a decade reinventing the wheel just to bring the old one back for 15 minutes and watch everyone go "thank GOD they brought the original round wheel back we missed it so much"

They also have a little checkbox to upgrade the cube to Platinum (+$2,499.99), and afterwards they send you a coupon to ‘Stick Your Hands Into the Cash Register on Your Next Carry-Out Order’

Dominoes will apply a deal for 78% off a medium pizza then ask if you want to add a Pure Tungsten 2.5kg Cube (+$259.99) to your order

Shadow the Hedgehog and Bobby Hill witb shotguns

I have never needed a 2XL t-shirt with a specific image on it more in my life

I have Zero no Tsukaima playing in the background at work, and I can't take this seriously because the magical wipe transitions makes me think of the flashbacks in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

I put the first episode of Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere on the TV at work and
1. BAD Idea
2. I am confused
3. This might be the greatest show ever made

Carma in a super-deformed/chibi art style facing away from POV while turning her head back and smiling.

skeb commission of Carma I got from Yochi!
[@yochibit.bsky.social]

#CarmaMRPH #OC #ロボ娘 #メカ娘 #robotgirl #commission

Over the last few days on and off ive been playing Kouji Kenjou's new game Mukuro No Rasen. Its a really addictive mixture of Icy Tower and Vampire Survivors style gameplay that's eaten way more of my time than I thought it would. Simple but really fun core loop.

Yes

Illustration of Lina Inverse from Slayers sitting on a rock below a tree with a sunny green mountains in the background. She's tossing a coin with a smug grin.

Lina Inverse

The most infuriating thing about the new Evangelion anime announcement is that Yoko Taro loves women too much to give us a proper KawoShin depiction, Evangelion is doomed to another 30 years of being hetslop 🥀🥀🥀

Both the closing shifts called out so I’m in the torture nexus of working back to back double shifts on the weekends and running the store by myself while I am not a happy camper atm

Carma tried swapping out her CD slot for a cartridge slot, it lasted about three days until a traumatic cartridge tilting incident occurred while playing GoldenEye 64.

It took me a second to process what you meant because that’s something that could plausibly happen in .hack either way

"We're bringing back this classic franchise, but how do we give it a *modern* flair!?"

"𝑙𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠"

Carma in a super-deformed/chibi art style facing away from POV while turning her head back and smiling.

skeb commission of Carma I got from Yochi!
[@yochibit.bsky.social]

#CarmaMRPH #OC #ロボ娘 #メカ娘 #robotgirl #commission

Might have one of the only OCs in the game with yellow teeth and I do sort of take pride in that

helena harper resident evil 6

watching oomf play re6 and yeah helena harper is hot but it doesnt do any thing for me

i see her and i all i can think is where was she on jan 6 you know what im saying?

Oomf convinced me to download CachyOS and two days later Microsoft drops the unshits your fart update for windows 🤔

I always love when Lina has her little fang out

Lina with fang

Comm from @mrbooshmaster.bsky.social

It was a bit of an adventure to get this skeb. At first my request timed out so I figured it was just the end of it. Then about a month or so later I get a request to resend. I do and it gets accepted. Then that request times out. I decide to resend the request again and this time it gets accepted and finished.

Lina with her big thighs

Skeb from @/monsuun

Center text read "10 Hours" A muscle chadjak adorns the center, staring blankly with his bright blue eyes and a blankly content smile Right side caption reads "Right Ear Evergrace Original Soundtrack (+3.00 dB)" Left side caption reads "Left Ear Armored Core for Answer Soundtrack (0.75x Speed)"

How it feels to listen to the new Joshua Chuquimia Crampton album

I commissioned my good friend Bantz to redraw my favorite Aisha Clan-Clan frame as Nia! God I fucking love it.

I started writing down ideas for an NSFW themed OC and have since been continuously inflicting psychic damage on myself.

Coming up with characters is a very fun activity but when I go back and look at some the shit I wrote down... dawg wtf am I on😭

"Triangle Strategy"
"Various Daylife"
"Harvestella"
"Dungeon Encounters"
"The Adventures of Elliot"

Who is coming up with names over at Square Enix and what do we have to do to stop them?

still stand by this