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And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just gone there

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a man with a beard is pouring soda into a glass ALT: a man with a beard is pouring soda into a glass
12.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

12.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 8137 πŸ” 1064 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 12

Hello @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. Extremely intermittent listener unfortunately so I apologize if this has been addressed, but Orlando’s mayor is named Budd(y) Dyer???

12.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did someone mention another possible tunnel?!

12.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Miss Rev X: Π€Γ¦Π½Π΄Ρ‹ Π΄Γ¦ Π±Π°Π·ΠΎΠ½Ρ‹Π½, ΠΌΓ¦ цæст ΠΊΡƒΡ‹Π΄ фСсæфтон?

12.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays]

12.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 11095 πŸ” 1852 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 124

The fog is getting thicker…

11.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hmm I wonder what might happen if this got a certain amount of shares

11.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10
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🎢 The best part of waking up 🎢
🎢 Is a fire-breathing dragon guarding a golden cup 🎢

10.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society.

And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.

09.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 3769 πŸ” 837 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 85
Dad shoe, full of sand, heavily used

Dad shoe, full of sand, heavily used

Clear fun, full shoe, vacation with kids, can’t lose (except money)

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s ok though, I’ve got something that’s the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems

09.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most were in the first term too, but then Gru got reelected

09.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Except, you know, actually bad. The decision making and critical thinking though…

09.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at Universal Studios and it just hit me…

Our President is Gru

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 14180 πŸ” 3092 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 609
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β€œYou shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.”
‭‭Exodus‬ ‭20‬:‭4‬ ‭

08.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Statement of Cardinal Blase J. Cupich, archbishop of Chicago, β€œA Call to Conscience” - Statements - Archdiocese of Chicago - AoC Portal As more than 1,000 Iranian men, women and children lay dead after days of bombardment from U.S. and Israeli missiles, the official White House X account on Thursday evening posted a video of scenes fr...

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago

www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

08.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 5769 πŸ” 2244 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 160
Screenshot of an intake form with the question β€œWhat else would you like me to know?” with the answer partially filled out saying β€œOne time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat…”

Screenshot of an intake form with the question β€œWhat else would you like me to know?” with the answer partially filled out saying β€œOne time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat…”

They really shouldn’t put open-ended questions like this on medical forms, especially therapy

06.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*slaps PC case* this bad boy can handle like 7 Chrome tabs

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

06.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1441 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8

SOON.

06.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vibe coding dipshits can’t wrap their feeble minds around the fact an entire fucking computer only had 16 megabytes of RAM. That’s like the dependencies alone on a shitty React app!

06.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was talking to my dad recently about the Compaq he first got that had 16 MEGABYTES of RAM. We saved up for a 64 MB DIMM to bump it up to 80 MB. We thought we were hot shit.

06.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. In the span of like 20 years we went from my jaw dropping seeing Napster downloads on Road Runner cable internet to racking up a $50 data charge for downloading one mp3 in 2006 to streaming mp3s like it’s nothing and getting annoyed when it stutters or takes longer than a second.

06.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. I don’t have it anymore, but my first ever email (likely a Hotmail email before Microsoft bought them) was likely 28-29 years ago now. I got my first Gmail address sometime in 2004 when it was invite only. The insane rate of change that’s happened in our lifetimes is astounding.

06.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AOL keyword: gotdamn

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The poor handmaid who one day has to be Ofmarkwayne

06.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BSOD = Basketball Shouldn’t On Digital

05.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0