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Christopher Walsh

@awkwardisallowed

Hi. I hope I’ll be interesting. Same handle on Instagram (I was splunge2000 on Twitter). He/him

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Me watching Mallrats:

08.03.2026 04:35 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes I press Block with my middle finger

08.03.2026 00:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey if you are at ECCC and want something signed last-minute, I will be standing in Kaiji Tang’s signing line in the autograph area for the next 20 minutes so the kiddo can get a selfie. Bring your own sharpie

07.03.2026 23:22 👍 77 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1

Sometimes I post stuff like this to keep from posting other thoughts I've had.

07.03.2026 23:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Freddie Mercury voice* Who wants

To live

In pleather

07.03.2026 23:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

In 1988, Richard LaGravenese was writing the very first draft of what would become THE FISHER KING (1991). That script's Parry can count cards; Jack uses this to win at gambling. Then LaGravenese saw RAIN MAN do exactly that, and he junked the draft in response.

There is always another idea.

07.03.2026 22:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am following 420 accounts.

I am following 420 accounts.

I've never toked, and I still feel compelled to note

07.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May you feel more sports joy than sports pain

07.03.2026 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am guessing this is what "an emotional roller coaster" looks like

07.03.2026 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And I just saw someone who could have been Mel on THE PITT.

07.03.2026 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmm. A good sign.

(I haven't seen SPLIT yet. I want to rewatch UNBREAKABLE first, since I last saw that in 2000.)

07.03.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good to hear. I think M. Night would be like that, too, if you were sincere.

(Don't sneak in a "so, what was your Indiana Jones idea?")

07.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine you had a chance to talk directly and honestly to Shyamalan about THE HAPPENING and your reaction to it.

How do you feel such a discussion would go?

07.03.2026 20:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 4

all collapsed, and the great shroud of the sea rolled on as it rolled five thousand years ago

07.03.2026 17:47 👍 145 🔁 46 💬 3 📌 9

My mind can never seem to remember that the color chartreuse is not a type of red. #ItsAYellowGreen #AYellowGreen #AYellowGreenITryToTellMe

07.03.2026 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a black costume is standing in front of a spaceship Alt: You know that dark, earth-toned outfit he wears? Here Anakin's taking off his robe to show off that outfit, I mean fight Dooku.

He wasn't, but there was a guy in the terminal I saw out of the corner of my eye and I was briefly certain he was in Anakin Skywalker's REVENGE OF THE SITH outfit.

If he had, I would've said "Impressive. Most impressive."

07.03.2026 19:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

And I love that you had that great experience in 1988.

07.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's an early memory of going to a movie and just being blown away, by both the movie and the experience? Something that confirmed to you that this can be awesome?

07.03.2026 19:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Mentally preparing to get to sleep early, because Sundays I leave for work early and DST makes it seem even earlier.

07.03.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This dude thinks he’s Captain Picard defending Data from disassembly

07.03.2026 18:34 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

We could all have a pretty great Tribute to Screenwriters Who Just Died triple-feature weekend and watch Bullitt, The Thomas Crown Affair, and The Candidate. Nobody would regret a minute of it.

RIP Alan Trustman and Jeremy Larner.

07.03.2026 17:07 👍 173 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 0
Homer Simpson in the ridiculous car he designed.

Homer Simpson in the ridiculous car he designed.

Finally, Homer's chance

07.03.2026 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife was watching a YouTube video on upcoming PS5 games and apparently the giveaway for AI narration is it can't handle expressing numbers without sounding like an idiot.

This post brought to you by 007 ("Agent Zero Zero Seven") and 2026 ("in two thousand twenty six")

07.03.2026 16:20 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yep, even in Portland. (I've known her since 2010.)

07.03.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hear ya. (Do better, guys.)

07.03.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, go hit up Tokyo Sando this weekend. Some butt wipe in Indiana stole their entire business plan and has them pretty shaken. And as Portland food cart pros we ride at dawn to support them and their business while they handle this copyright scandal.🤙♥️

07.03.2026 15:35 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

So, yeah. Just know that even the women in your life who are doing okay are not doing okay. Please pay attention to how to move through the world, so you can help build a new one instead of this one, where women are forced to carry the burdens & do the work that too many men won't. /end

07.03.2026 15:22 👍 110 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

My friend Mary-Suzanne loves the 1985 film BRAZIL, bought the Criterion DVD of it and started watching the doc about the efforts to keep Universal from releasing its bad reedit of the film. She stopped the doc in 10 minutes. "It's just guys yelling at each other."

07.03.2026 15:28 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

MASSIVELY resent struggling to find the meaning in some turgid, repetitive text only to realize it's "A.i." bullshit that no one wrote and that contains no meaning.

Fuck billionaire-owned "A.i." companies forever for WASTING MY TIME, which means STEALING FROM MY ACTUAL LIFE.

07.03.2026 14:30 👍 862 🔁 126 💬 5 📌 7

It’s ANOTHER morning! They keep happening…

07.03.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0