kermie forg

how much do you get paid to be this stupid? Genuine question

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

these dweebs love eugenics until it means they don't get laid

His face has the thumbprint of the 3 fingers of chaos

Didn't know megamind was a nazi

NYT: Federal Agents Kill a 37-Year-Old Minneapolis Man The victim was an American citizen with no criminal record who had a firearms permit, the city police chief said. Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the shooting, a New York Times analysis found.

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

The 9% of Republicans who don't know are waiting to see if he actually does it before they support him

But how's he gonna get John Cena to announce it? Really poorly timed

this must be where all that money for the liberal Joe Rogan went.

Frankly more special. If Harry potter could've melted Voldemort with his crying as a baby his parents would still be alive

your robot baby has pyrokinetic cries?

Waitll she goes on gavin newsom's podcast

Its the Union Home Mortgages Gasparilla Bowl tyvm

Bamas gonna be where everybody wants them... OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS

His base stats would make you think that, but when you factor in his "being a coward" debuff, he's actually much less powerful than a regular person.

He's clearly a father, got a bow tie n everything

The answer is apparently 10% of people agree with you.

So like, the earth is tilted, and so we're entering a time where the time we get direct sunlight is less each day. That's how

He won't, they'll just drop it

Yes! Yes!!

dog comic

Vote blue? No, matter(s) who!

Gotta respect his commitment to being a loser. It'd be real easy to support the guy who won your party nomination and is lapping the field in the general election, but Jeffries sticks to his belief in always eating shit

Dayton mentioned!!

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

Expedition 33 is pretty ok

it'd be nice to have a good poster there

Why do they always look like Ted Cruz?