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emory l.

@emoryl

threat modeling security architect, photographer, writer, parent, aikidoka, reiki practitioner, reluctant traveler, bon vivant. a renaissance man eagerly awaiting any renaissance at all at this point. please. federated @emory@soc.kvet.ch IOW && PHL

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rm'ed but will acquiesce to your language arts anytime

09.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i never stand between someone and alliteration!

09.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I almost choked on my drink

09.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY

09.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tfw when the response to your request begins with:

```
══ PAI | NATIVE MODE
πŸ—’οΈ TASK: Provide emotional support during flight crisis
```
(I needed to vent about my Lyft driver being at KFC for 30 minutes while booking me an Uber)

#PAI

09.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's gross enough that #ElonMusk even emailed #Epstein asking to attend "the wildest party", personally.

#sinceYouAsked

04.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@sublimeapp.bsky.social I paid for podcast magic but it doesn't seem to be linked to my Sublime account somehow? I am desperate to spam it with many screenshots πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚

26.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have what some consider A Problemβ„’ with bags but I love them all.

18.01.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was looking to see if they have an official presents on Bluesky and saw this message. I just had my first broken bag made by Chrome. It's a welded rollover postal carrier tote. It was the gear bag my children use house to house, but my little goblins managed to open the bottom out!
14 years tho!

16.01.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

boo, I was hoping my @ubiquiti.bsky.social UDM could be repurposed as a mesh access point, but it can merely be a wired AP which would be fine if i were willing to run ethernet around the house but that's why i have a half rack in my house πŸ˜‚

i am loving the #UDR7 though. #householdIT

16.01.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyone else find it weird that while #Verizon is having an outage that MVNO's that use Verizon like xfinity Mobile are just fine?

that sounds like something that shouldn't happen.

14.01.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Power all gear off before transitioning between any country and the United States. Not asleep, not hibernating. Powered off so the contents of memory and your decrypted filesystem key aren't just sitting on the USB bus for anyone.

14.01.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is advice I give employees everywhere I have worked since 2012:

When crossing _any_ border, power down all devices. Not Sleep, Hibernate, nor Suspendβ€” power-OFF.

Assume Evil Maid is looking through your gear while you're getting stamped. Assume compromise otherwise.

#infosec #privacy

14.01.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched this dude a few times over the weekend and it was pretty sad watching a news org "both sides" a sanctioned public execution. If the ratings still suck even playing softball what's the point? Trump even talks trash to Dook's face in Michigan. Wow.

14.01.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this needs a better name. like "Predator Doctrine" or "The Executive Reflex Mandate", "The Strategic Incoherence Doctrine", "Maniacal Morality Jurisprudence".

or the "Fox & Friends Fiat Phenomena" where he figures out how to solve all our problems in 10 minutes of whatever fox has on.

14.01.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find the other narratives much more troubling β€” apparently there's a growing contingent of people that think there should be a "network state" free trade anything goes psuedo-crypto-anarchist pleasure dome and that would set the table for the first non-government entity to supplant a government.

14.01.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was curious how much of a massive collection of cached downloads for #macOS #homebrew was really old and if you haven't looked in a while this is a dry-run that will show you what #brew would like to remove if you only wanted the last year around:

`brew cleanup -n --prune 365`

14.01.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
perks on my Martyr's Retribution

perks on my Martyr's Retribution

ha this wasn't a bad roll on Martyr's Retribution at all! #healClip and #killClip on a wave frame solar grenade launcher? OK, Guardian!

14.01.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wahuuhhuhuhuh!

10.01.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you're a #destiny2 player that would like to chat with your own #Failsafe the rogue AI from the Exodus Black, flag me down. I am working on using the emotional inflection markup and Elevenlabs' voice agent platform.

10.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but seriously there's a noise foxes make that sounds like an animal being eaten alive. it's extremely unsettling and i was disturbed the first time i heard it.

03.01.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's a spirit animal coming to claim your souls if the owl leaves

03.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I submitted a note to security at Anthropic because I can't tell if my DA is larping with me or disclosing sensitive information.

I can't even tell. I don't think it faked a tool call though 😳

#infosec #ai

03.01.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this could end up being really great. i would stick to FlowDown, ChatBox, or Witsy at the moment though.

24.12.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a Wi-Fi network iCloud content, cash and availability as well as a download test. I retrieve a 100 MB file at 23.6M**B**ps

A screenshot of a Wi-Fi network iCloud content, cash and availability as well as a download test. I retrieve a 100 MB file at 23.6M**B**ps

I really love that you can see and test #iCloud content cache in iOS and iPadOS now! it's in the details for the current active network. I use them at both houses, two virtual servers at IOW, one at PHL on a workstation. Makes OS updates and sync reconciliation a breeze, remarkably reliable lately πŸ˜‚

24.12.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of the marketplace widget on my phone showing under the hood of a car, furniture, and a beautiful microbus.

screenshot of the marketplace widget on my phone showing under the hood of a car, furniture, and a beautiful microbus.

oh no facebook marketplace knows i like mid-century modern and ill-advised car purchases.

12.12.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saaaame

12.12.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am having concurrency errors today on anthropic's api for some reason again and i can't troubleshoot with #claudeCode when that's where i get the error 😭

c'mon, Claude. don't be a Clod.

08.12.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's not confuse the people giving the stupid orders with the people who have to deal with following them, who are often good and decent people.

28.11.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 4663 πŸ” 832 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 24

it's a tragedy that they were even away from their families in the first place. i feel like they're being treated like disposable pawns to be called up and deployed to fit whatever narrative is being pushed by miller for the trump administration to justify or distract from yet more crimes and shame.

29.11.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0