Arthur

10%

Hey, those brakes are necessary. Except when I forget they're on and go head first over the top.

Okey doke.

YES!

Hang ON

I do both, to keep an eye on everyone. Not to sound sinister.

Will do, Mr P!
*salutes

No ☹️. I was given something to suck on but I got opioids once we arrived on hospital.

He's being very considerate now he's been encouraged not to jump on my fractures.

🙃

I shall! Thank you, VG Xx

Exactly.

I'll try, Mr D

I am, thank you.

I might take it up.

Thank you, GOA. And yes, the camera is important xx

Will do, DS X

I am, thank you, Mr Wx

😬 X

Uh oh

OLLLLLLLDDDDD?? I'll have you know, that when I arrived at rehab, my wheelchair pusher said I'd be at least twenty years younger than the youngest patient there.
Thank you Mr Washables x

Much better than I was, Mr H. A couple of weeks and I'll be as good as new. Probably.

I'm renowned for not always staying upright, Mr D. My first proper fractures though. Proud face.

As IF

IKR??

Thank you June. I've been very well looked after, and soon I'll be bustling around the off leash dog parks again. Trying to stay upright obvs. 😬❤️

Obviously worse.

I'm improving as we speak, thank you, Count M

They did give me something to inhale, but it didn't help much. I'm very polite for cameras though.

I have nice opioids now, but nothing then. I was just happy to get off the ant nest I'd been sitting on while I was waiting for them. Thank you!