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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

@samreich.bsky.social please please please please get Jacob Wysocki a beautiful travel show where he interviews interesting people about cryptids and makes new friends please!!!!

Don't jinx yourself

What's the only thing cooler than a jet ski? 🌊

wait duuuuude oh my god this thing only gets better and better
- the stem bends?
- it can be taken out of the pipe?
holy shit

wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe

CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour

Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It

Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It
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YES

@benstiller.redhour.com Did our best at having a Severance themed meal for the season finale. Melon (both melon cart and Irv's Head), eggs (I know, ew), GOAT cheese on a pizza, and of course Waffles! I palate was assaulted tonight so Thanks!

I built a Playstacean!

Favorite Animal?

‘THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP: A LOONEY TUNES MOVIE’ finally hits theaters tomorrow.

• First fully animated, feature-length Looney Tunes film to be released in theaters.

• Indie distributor Ketchup Entertainment saved the movie when Warner Bros. decided to sell it off.

Bernie Sanders: "I think this is a prelude not only to cutting benefits, but to privatizing Social Security ... why do you lie so much about Social Security? Why do you make it look like it's a broken system? The reason is to get people to lose faith in the system so you can give it over to Wall St"

Can anyone on this app not tell jokes like it's 2010 Tumblr?

#Severance is now the most-watched series in Apple TV+ history 📺

(via Deadline)

“Rats”

Also, semi-unrelated, but when they played the random song in the middle of the flight montage, it made me kind of sad we don't get musicians like Phil Collins making soundtracks for movies like Tarzan. The music felt so generic to me.

I absolutely agree but have not been able to express how it was pretty underwhelming despite how beautiful it was since I'm just constantly trying to get everyone I know to watch more animation.

I hesitate to call anything I make "art" but the most popular thing I ever made was probably this ancient comic that got like 30,000 notes on tumblr for some reason

I can't find it anywhere either! I tried finding it online but it doesn't seem to be available anywhere

🚀DEEP SPACE DISCOUNTS🚀
Ep 3: Break is LIVE

Everyone needs to stop being a child of divorce and stop being in serious relationships because everyone at my thanksgiving went to at least two other dinners before arriving and no one ate my delicious pasta shells! Tf is that about??

Frankenstein will have a theatrical run...

If you're reading this you a real one. Thanks for comin'

I've been following you for a while now but what is pervis? Is it that format specifically?