A man made of glass is suplexing an orchestra conductor off a raised platform into a china hutch filled with Faberge Eggs and Faberge Eggs (assorted) there are two chicken legs, a wooden leg and a copy of 1984's #8 hit from ZZTop "Legs"
Faberge Greg is putting it all on the line, even his most prized possessions to take the title from Leonard Brawnstein
"Son of Goop is trying to keep Swingline Slim from getting at Super Sex, The Ardmore Ardbody.
They says He's a New York 4 but a Tulsa 10. And Swingline will get his chance at revenge this Tuesday at WRESTLINGPLEX"
The Crime Mime with a rude gesture and a stunner for Pickles
Happy Top Rope Legdrop
Double Under hook Piledriver Anticipation
Choke slam
I've been doing a bunch of #wrestling doodles
A simple choke slam
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
If you are at an estuary just go a little further out till you reach the ocean, then throw your car batteries in there.
Throwing car batteries in the ocean is legal and cool and saves whales
When you throw your used car batteries into places that are not the oceans it makes the whales come up and try to retrieve them.
Throw car batteries into the ocean. never lakes or rivers.
Don't forget to leave your pumpkins in place so you have a nice pile of Yule Mush by Christmas
Some early morning arts
The Heldeberg Escarpment
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
It's a blank spot in my reality
Someone gone
That should not be
but is
When I find them I hold them close.
I have a little jar in my brain where they go
a lil tag
The Pieces I Saved of You
I don't believe in ghosts.
The departed don't remain
but pieces do
When you say half a joke and wait
That silence
forever hung in the air
for a punchline
that was theirs
That's a piece
Headline: 'Tyler, is this you?': Suspect's father reportedly recognized him police photos
Are ya winning, son? meme but he's asking Did ya kill him, son?
Hell yeah
Ad for PRETTY WOMAN featuring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, standing on top of a sewer manhole with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underneath.
Ad for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES featuring April O’Neil, and Michelangelo posed in a style similar to the PRETTY WOMAN poster.
PRETTY WOMAN & TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES went head to head at the box office in March of 1990 and even had newspaper promo ads referencing each other.
I had a dream where I had a regional delicacy,
It's called A Santas shit
its a reindeer sausage with a buncha cookies jammed in it.
I broke my "eating a hot dog every day" streak. It was 10 days. I think I can do better. Is there an all beef hot dog procurement facility that could sponsor me?
This isnt about quantity, it's about duration.
i got that dog in me
(2 nathans hot dogs with cream cheese and deli mustard)
Happy Birthday Bret Hart!
A lil perspective
My hand at a person
It's John Daker. He can sing, but maybe he shouldn't
A shrugging skeleton with the words Not Today above his head and the word Doofus below
My aunt sent me some paper for arts.
I make a tiny talk show with my kiddo its #ExtraHomework!
inspired by @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social from #TheDarkWeb
Ep 3 Its kind of about food
youtu.be/OXougqeqZFo?...
WARNING! DO NOT buy the AutoZone fleshlight. It's TERRIBLE. I would NOT recommend.
