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@thespiffyneostar

Full time tall guy, part time silly guy. (He/Him)

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Makes me wish I wore hats

07.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All the more reason to donate to a good cause

07.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Edge of Eternities Booster Box

Edge of Eternities Booster Box

Magic: The Gathering - Cuisines of the Multiverse

Magic: The Gathering - Cuisines of the Multiverse

With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook.

See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.

29.10.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 6
A small pumpkin which can fit in the palm of an adult's hand, carved with two small eyes and a smooth stylized smirk of a smile

A small pumpkin which can fit in the palm of an adult's hand, carved with two small eyes and a smooth stylized smirk of a smile

Genuinely proud of carving this cute Lil guy

31.10.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I turned 25, I did 50 weeks of karaoke from each of the past 50 years. 1989 was far and away the worst year to find a song I knew or wanted to sing.

29.10.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because advertising is just more times you can say the name of the company/product

25.10.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

21.10.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 2185 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 15

A fair consolation for this year

21.10.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TrueToTheBlue
We'll get 'em next year

21.10.2025 03:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both in equal measure, I assume

21.10.2025 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man flying through the air with the words here is some energy written below him Alt: a cartoon of a man flying through the air with the words here is some energy written below him

#Mariners. Sending you my energy now

21.10.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's some of that SODO mojo i was hoping for!!! #Mariners

21.10.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[standing at the doorway to the rest of my life] Go Mariners

20.10.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This #Mariners game is making me 6-2 my stomach

20.10.2025 02:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh doy, it's literally the first bullet point in the item on the store.

19.10.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Store Founded by John and Hank Green with the belief that humanity can be good news. At Good Store, we’re searching the world for the best versions of the products that you use daily, like socks, coffee, or...

Is it just me that sees that @hankgreen.bsky.social 's Good.store is carrying powdered dish detergent, and I immediately want to know if this was also a collaboration with @techconnectify.bsky.social?

19.10.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who wants to help crowd fund an Etsy witch?

17.10.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Mariners

17.10.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Toronto: We will stop scoring runs this game if Doug Ford agrees to stop tearing out bike lanes. Until then, the runs will continue.

13.10.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 1000 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 26

OK, but how many beastquakes is this?

11.10.2025 05:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

to paraphrase and broaden John Green's Quote: Of all the unimportant things in the world, Sports is the most important.

11.10.2025 05:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FUK YEAH!!!!!! #MARINERS

11.10.2025 05:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Mariners

11.10.2025 05:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is important news

11.10.2025 05:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mr Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants looking unhinged ringing a cow bell with text saying "Inning 15, Give it up for Inning 15"

Mr Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants looking unhinged ringing a cow bell with text saying "Inning 15, Give it up for Inning 15"

#Mariners

11.10.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

11.10.2025 04:48 πŸ‘ 1614 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 16

OK Baseball stat nerds like @jonbois.bsky.social, Question for you:
Do the Mariners currently hold the record for highest average number of innings in post-season play? We don't make it to post season often, but when we do, boy howdy do we get a lot of innings of it...
#Mariners #Baseball

11.10.2025 04:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…

This team loves to edge.

11.10.2025 04:34 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
Mr Krabs from Spongebob looking slightly unhinged ringing a bell with text saying "Inning 14, Give it up for Inning 14"

Mr Krabs from Spongebob looking slightly unhinged ringing a bell with text saying "Inning 14, Give it up for Inning 14"

#Mariners

11.10.2025 04:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same same

11.10.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0