Emi And The Desert Crow

Mine was Jack Smith for ages 😂

Oh i need to clarify — I would never use a photo of me, what a terrible shock that would be each time I pulled out my phone!

Threads post: People who don't have pictures of yourself, what's your lock screen?

🤣🤣🤣 I changed mine yesterday, for the first time in about a year.

I can’t possibly answer this question without dying of embarrassment lol. Threads must have surfaced this post in an effort at a collective shaming ritual 😆

GOP Senator Goes Nuclear on Rand Paul: ‘I Understand Completely Why His Neighbor’ Attacked Him "Rand Paul’s a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

When your Homeland Security nomination has to go through the Homeland Security Committee, whose chairman you called “a freaking snake” who deserved to get beaten up by his neighbor 🤷‍♀️😂

www.mediaite.com/politics/gop...

Florida Bar rejects complaint accusing Bondi of ‘misconduct’ as attorney general The complaint said Bondi’s actions “threaten the rule of law and the administration of justice.”

“…the Florida Bar rejected two other recent ethics complaints against Bondi, saying it “does not investigate or prosecute sitting officers appointed under the U.S. Constitution while they are in office.”

www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

Where did all the competent people go?! That’s…a pretty wild mistake. Or a panicked reversal.

www.ms.now/deadline-whi...

Yeah. Grr.

Yeah I was starting to think they were just going to get away with it. The revelations about what went on with that grand jury were genuinely jaw dropping.

🤣

Utterly insane. Which is why I have to say, I feel a lot of respect for the three who tried to reassert Congress’s war powers this week 🫡

And the Fourth Amendment. I just remembered she violated the Fourth Amendment.

Oh and the Fifth 🤣 She told the grand jury Comey would have to testify at trial

Yeah but ethics is something everyone’s meant to understand?! 🤣

Mitt Romney said that loads of his colleagues told him they wanted to vote to convict, but were terrified of their families receiving threats. Or losing a primary FFS 🙄

It’s going to be Operation Rebuild DOJ in a few years time 💪

😂 I still can’t wrap my head around anything she did. Did she just not pay attention at law school?!

It was right there!!! I still feel sure he could have found enough votes 😫

They only make them in Kentucky. (I think Mitch McConnell was born before the states decided which one would have the honor 🤷‍♀️)

Got to wait until June 😫 I need them to release it a lot earlier than that 🤣

So 2026 happened and now I’m sitting here as a “radical left lunatic” who is *deathly afraid* that he’ll lose his primary because of that guy in the Oval Office. This is a legit source of anxiety for me now. Thank you world, what a time to be alive 😵‍💫

It’s pale pink 🥹 I’m so pleased 🤣

Look what just got announced!!! OMG I’m so excited 😆 I have all the perfumes in this series (vanilla, tonka, iris — the BEST — and jasmine). This one has notes of TOFFEE!!! 🥳🎉

So I was wondering why reading Massie’s second paragraph reminded me of that hideous “it’s Supreme Court opinions day and now the world is all wrong” feeling.

Long story short, I learned a new term:

CONSTITUTIONAL GRIEF.

Holy shit.

I’m going to do that “WTF I’m so frustrated and angry WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU” crying, commonly associated with Supreme Court opinion days 😫

“That's the exact circumstance in which the Founders intended for Congress to authorize war, but sadly we've now abdicated that responsibility.”

That’s three Republicans across two votes who showed moral courage and personal integrity by standing for the Constitution: Thomas Massie, Warren Davidson, and Rand Paul.

And five Democrats who didn’t: Henry Cuellar, Jared Golden, Greg Landsman, Juan Vargas, and John Fetterman.

“Four Democrats — Representatives Henry Cuellar of Texas, Jared Golden of Maine, Greg Landsman of Ohio and Juan C. Vargas of California — broke with their party…”

I’m not sure why they even bother swearing oaths these days, do they do it with their fingers crossed behind their backs?

House Turns Back Bid to Restrict Trump’s War Powers in Iran

Sigh.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Lindsey Halligan Is Under Investigation by the Florida Bar

👀

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

President Trump just announced on social media that Kristi Noem is out at the Department of Homeland security. He wants Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

Markwayne Mullin?! Fucking Markwayne Mullin?!?! He’s just swapped the drivers in this Clown Car.

(Republican) Rep. Warren Davidson on today's war powers vote: "...the moral hazard posed by a government no longer constrained by our Constitution is a grave threat."

Fact check: True!!!!!!!