I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant
06.03.2026 13:43
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I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant
"My assistant counsel--"
"Co-counsel. Boozy, settle down."
Perfect!
Shit show! It's a shit show! It's a modern catastrophe!
(To the tune of "Meet the Flintstones," and you have to add a syllable to catastrophe to make it fit.)
On one side: Motorcycle cop/Seabee/welder/security guard.
On the other side: President of a company that made paint brushes.
"We're sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone by ninety degrees and dial again."
I grew up in the 80s when roughly 75% of our GDP was spent trying to get the pandas in the National Zoo to have sex
The rest went to arming the Taliban
You go, girl!
Fair!
A clip of the dancing chickens from Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer video
Am I the only one who picks their starter pokemon based on what the final evolution looks like?
It's all fun and games until they shoot down a 737.
I have a T-shirt with that graphic on it.
\o/
Is the first one Horizon: Zero Dawn?
You are KNOCKING it out of the park here, Kate!
"It's good when we do it."
Socialist, socialite, what’s the difference?
I got through 1500 without too much trouble and was able to puzzle out 1400 and 1300 once I’d read the notes at the end, but 1200 did me in.
"What, God was out of locusts?"
Yeah!
I am actually playing a game in a system right now (Daggerheart) that gives humans more stamina!
But he sets up jokes in his books that pay off pages later and when they land, they're *very* satisfying. (There's a joke on the last page of Soul Music that the entire *book* has been leading up to, for example.)
Terry Pratchett at his best approaches Wodehouse, although some of his callbacks cross novels. (For example, there's a throwaway reference to the infamous dwarf lover Casanunda in one book, before he shows up as a minor character in later ones.)
I can't even remember what the A-story in that episode was.
100%
Olympic highlight in this house.
