Show flier depicting a vintage motorcycle hill climb race Text: benefit show for west edge rob March 6 at the FFMC clubhouse Doors 7 music 8 Courage One drink and other lies Dead friends No byob 21+ cash only
Playing a benefit show tonight at the flying 15 house. There’s really nothing like playing a show where grown ass adults are effectively doing a circle pit on kids dirt bikes and I live for this
Now I know why my dog was dancing on his hind legs this morning
We did a double feature of that and six string samurai. Regardless of whether either was good, we had a blast, and that’s really all that counts
Just got turned onto that a couple years ago and psycho beach party deserves way more of a cult following than it has
"When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of cinema, and dynamite. Now I just believe in dynamite."
— Sergio Leone.
"I asked Chat GPT and -" ok, I asked the exhumed corpse of Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod and he went "... ... ..." and then his jaw fell off and it was still a better answer
Sophia
Rose
Blanche
Dorothy
Besson: so dracula is fighting the muslims on the behalf of the christian god
Besson: but the christian god fails to save his wife, so now he's mad
Frank Herbert: hmm seems to me that maybe there's another religion here that's being proven superior
I cannot express how much I adore this record. It rekindled my love of hardcore and felt like a kid hearing it for the first time
Joel is the gd best
Five authors by whom I’ve read at least five books:
Steven Erikson
Terry Pratchett
Becky Chambers
Tim Melody Pratt @timpratt.org
Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social
The image announces the upcoming release of a collector's edition for a role-playing game zine. Product: Crawl! Mega-Edition No. 1, a super-sized collector's edition of the original zine. Compatibility: Designed for use with the Dungeon Crawl Classics (DCC) Role Playing Game. Status: Launching soon from Straycouche Press.
this is happening
let me know if interested
tell all of your friends
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Badlands was the alien v predator I never knew I wanted
Judging by my headache, adding a slushy machine to our RPG night was a huge mistake that I absolutely do not regret
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
Doh! (Slaps forehead)
Okay, in all seriousness, is there a grocery store in PDX that isn’t owned by scum bags?
@latetotheparty.bsky.social this is what I was talking about the other day
Had a bunch of people ask if we were going to a t-shirt version of this and here it is
Huge thanks to @sheboptheshop.bsky.social for giving us some raffle prizes and sponsoring the Volume Bomb valentines party. It was an absolute blast
Graffiti of a Molotov cocktail with stick figure arms and hearts in front its eyes chasing a terrified cop
Valentines card: Photo of a tattooed shirtless man in a wolf mask flipping off the camera. Text says “I put the std in stud, all I need is u. Happy valentines from one drink and other lies.”
Shirtless tattooed man on a camping blanket Text says “I’ve got the wood for your vampire. Happy valentines from One Drink And Other Lies”
Photo of a man and woman gazing directly into the camera. Man has hat that says “I’m your cool slutty daddy.” Text says “then the rhythm section gives you this look from across the room. Happy valentines from one drink and other lies.”
Valentines we whipped up for a party/show a few years back, love and adore my bandmates
I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
Never Forget
This is exactly what I needed today
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
Elon wants to go to space cause guillotines require gravity to work
42 Ford Prefect reunion show in May: portland’s premier hardcore band to feature a sci-fi and fantasy bibliography in our records
I miss cider riot so damn much
Death is terrible at his job. He must be a man because he keeps getting our orders wrong.
