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The world's Most Haunted Man President-In-Exile of the Claudio Fragasso Fan Club He/him πŸŽžπŸ‘» Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/9Ob6h

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If you're currently complaining about Fetterman while also caping for Platner, I've got a bridge to sell you.

06.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A remarkably funny and humble guy, and a delight of an actor. Wishing you rest, loved ones, and peace, boss.

03.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say 

"What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy
Afraid you Might Taste Something?"

Low Poly Games
Embrace The Jank

Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say "What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy Afraid you Might Taste Something?" Low Poly Games Embrace The Jank

02.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 3569 πŸ” 1028 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 14
Top: Pete Hegseth β€” suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on β€” signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads 

The
ARSE 
of 
FRE

Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads β€œMaybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

Top: Pete Hegseth β€” suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on β€” signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads The ARSE of FRE Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads β€œMaybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”

01.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1355 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 13
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average person cheering for war in iran

28.02.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 12137 πŸ” 2178 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 22

Just a heads up: You can earn your spot at the cool kids table and start calling this a masterpiece now. People are gonna start doing it eventually. You might as well start early.

01.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally got around to 28 Years Later.

Death has become a cheap thing in the past few decades. We've lost so many people in such a short time.
It hit me hard, seeing a work of art that asks us to meditate on the enormity of that loss, and honor it in a way that might feel uncomfortable.

01.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 26249 πŸ” 8883 πŸ’¬ 288 πŸ“Œ 334
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28.02.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 2111 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Yeah, I'm with you there. Dude's lookin rough

27.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Goodwin, the goofy dude from Ghost Adventures. I was taken aback by just how much live action Kratos looks like him

27.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€”

27.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I missed the PokΓ©mon Direct. Did they announce a Steam release of Frigo Returns?

27.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 12996 πŸ” 4883 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 37
A Persona 5-stylized graphic with bold red-and-black concentric circles like a target or hypnotic spiral. Across the top, ransom-note-style lettering reads "Fix Your Hearts Or Die." In the center foreground, a close-up of David Lynch as Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks, in a dark suit and tie, looks toward the camera, with small lapel pins visible.

A Persona 5-stylized graphic with bold red-and-black concentric circles like a target or hypnotic spiral. Across the top, ransom-note-style lettering reads "Fix Your Hearts Or Die." In the center foreground, a close-up of David Lynch as Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks, in a dark suit and tie, looks toward the camera, with small lapel pins visible.

I have like five other things I should be working on that are due this week but my brain thought it was important to make this Persona 5 / Twin Peaks meme right now.

*No AI was used to make the image

25.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i will not vote for gavin newsom

23.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hedorah #kaiju

22.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1660 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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WHO WILL WIN THE BLOWJOB BATTLE

21.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 733 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 25

About A Place In The Kinki Region round 4 (after finishing the book) goes down real smooth

22.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
The title screen of Neutopia for turbografx-16 - a pixel art hero in grey armor with red pauldrons raises his sword whole standing on a cliff, facing a wide plain. The red NEUTOPIA logo is intersected with a sword.

The title screen of Neutopia for turbografx-16 - a pixel art hero in grey armor with red pauldrons raises his sword whole standing on a cliff, facing a wide plain. The red NEUTOPIA logo is intersected with a sword.

Happy 40th birthday to Zelda

22.02.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy 40th Anniversary
the Legend of Zelda β–²

21.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 1608 πŸ” 589 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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Folks the truth is UNLOCKED: a free taste from my sketchbook comics this past week from my Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/150849...

21.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 510 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
DUMMIES
DUMMIES YouTube video by venomstryker125

This is my reaction to the news every day at this point.

20.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
From the game Hokuto no Ken/Last Battle on Sega Genesis. Kenshrio walks up to Buzz and Gill trapped in a concrete block

From the game Hokuto no Ken/Last Battle on Sega Genesis. Kenshrio walks up to Buzz and Gill trapped in a concrete block

a lady in a pink enclosure thing... I honestly don't know what to call it. Another lady is sitting in a wooden chair with her legs inside the pink thing

a lady in a pink enclosure thing... I honestly don't know what to call it. Another lady is sitting in a wooden chair with her legs inside the pink thing

20.02.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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HAPPY 80TH BIRTHDAY TO LEGENDARY GOAT RIDER HIROSHI FUJIOKA!πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚

#KamenRider

20.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 559 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10

They were right to say it though

19.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prince Charles hanging out with Jimmy Savile.

Prince Charles hanging out with Jimmy Savile.

All's I'm sayin

19.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0