Real talk, I just did my nightly deep squatβ’οΈ to feed the cats and the level of snap-crackle-popping was convincingly ALARMING until I realized I had a granola bar in my pocket.
Getting old is fucking WILD.
@ktgoesto11
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Real talk, I just did my nightly deep squatβ’οΈ to feed the cats and the level of snap-crackle-popping was convincingly ALARMING until I realized I had a granola bar in my pocket.
Getting old is fucking WILD.
It's been awhile but I've had an awakening: Ska is the HONK of rebellion of the Silly Goose. In this downbeat I will pick it up, pick it up, pick it up... πͺΏπΊπ
DC Friends π
Just coming here to scream into the void a little (as a treat) because I'm not quite sure where else to scream into at the moment.
SAVE POINT: I currently don't know how far our fam has fallen. Keep Fam'ing but know your sources.
Good things are happening in Connecticut.
MAGA Republicans are working for billionairesβ interests. Democrats are working for yours.
They built a concentration camp for 3,000 people in 8 days They built a concentration camp for 3,000 people in 8 days They built a concentration camp for 3,000 people in 8 days They built a concentration camp for 3,000 people in 8 days They built a concentration camp for 3,000 people in 8 days
If a sitting president can openly muse about arresting and disappearing someone who is likely to become mayor of the country's largest city, while also getting the funding for a massive secret police, it'd be hard to find sufficient evidence to qualify that country as a democracy.
Senate Republicans passed Trump's budget bill and itβs now heading back to the House.
If it makes it past the House, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Text CALL to 43367 to get the info you need to call your Congresspersonβs office.
Fuck UPenn.
Fuck the Senate GOP.
Fuck the fascists.
Can the House save us? Probably not. So fuck this.
When's the General Strike?
BREAKING: Senate Republicans are taking votes right now to jam through their awful bill.
They donβt want you to know all the bad votes theyβre taking.
Iβm making sure you know EXACTLY where they stand and what theyβre doing.π§΅
Ok, so Republicans just introduced a 900 page bill none of them have read. But my team is going through it line by line and on this π§΅you can see the hidden provisions we found. Will update all day.
1/ NEW Medicaid cuts, so now 17 million - instead of 16M - lose health care.
New Lore Unlocked: being an 80's kid at peak TV brainrot Era ACTUALLY gave me tons of executive function skills:
*daily/weekly scheduling
*time orientation
*ability to follow multiple unrelated projects with only brief recaps when shifting set
*strong narrative/episodic memory
*bladder management
Operation Stormy Daniels. Haha
Wow
This operation - which cost hundreds of millions of taxpayer money, has led us to the brink of regional war, and pushed Iran and Russian closer together - was apparently a total failure.
And Trump is now actively hiding this from the public.
How do they get away with this? The bill they passed cuts Medicaid by $793 BILLION.
$793 BILLION.
It's in the bill. They wrote it. Their own budget office says 10 million people will lose Medicaid coverage.
Just wild.
Itβs not enough for Stephen Miller to orchestrate Trumpβs deportation agenda.
Miller recently disclosed over $100K of stock in Palantir, the shady data firm ICE uses to target and round up immigrants.
Heβs cashing in on his own cruelty.
I fucking hate it here.
π΅ We Did Start the Fire πΆ
AOC destroys the lowest bar ever set
It's either the beginning of the American Civil War II or World War III.
I vote for the former.
Sometimes I don't know which void to scream into so I try out a few to see which one fits the vibe of the particular version of The Horrorsβ’οΈ at any given moment.
Sergio Gor, Director of WH Personnel, has STILL not turned in paperwork for his background check. He claims he is from Malta but they have no records of him being born there, and he refuses to say what country he is from. nypost.com/2025/06/17/u...
Allowing Netanyahu to drag us into another endless war in the Middle East would be a catastrophic error by President Trump and Republicans in Congress.
Every lawmaker needs to ring the alarm against U.S. military action in Iran. Only Congress has the authority to declare war.
ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
Is it Armageddon or just another Tuesday? I honestly can't even tell anymore.
Victimless for once
No Kings protests and Mattel announcing 40th Anniversary She-Ra Barbie dropping in a few days obviously calls for happy crying while watching the Barbie Movie
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