My mother gave birth to me in the fountain in the mall. With her last breath, she said to me "Greggy, you must never leave here." As I scampered away i looked back one final time and promised her. It seemed a lot easier then, most the good shops are closed now...
i think ancient people were just as smart as us people today, but just back then they didnt have cars and stuff so those questions on the iq tests didnt make any sense to them so they got them wrong
i could never live on deep space 9 because i'd love to slurp down odo's sleep bucket like badlands chugs
it would be funny if captain picard always had beautiful hair in the holodeck
e=mc2 + AI
mmmm a heaping bowl of live earwigs just for me c:
daylight savings madness :c
i truly believe elephants are at least as smart as most guys and further i believe they COULD talk if they wanted to but they know if they do we'll make it really annoying so they dont bother
a scientist (nobel prize) once told me a camel's humps is it's balls
they should put the simpsons and james cameron avatar in the next kingdom hearts
i was trying to actually think of something to say about movies i logged on letterbox to help myself remember them better but i think im going back to just posting 1 line joke reviews if i think of one. i just like them! theyre fun to think of!
mister salty pretzel twists by nabisco
throughout my childhood...in every memory...one man haunts me
Crime 101
my prediction is Rock & Rye vs Orange and Firework vs Redpop. would love for the voters to prove me wrong tho!
If you think about it, the movie “GOAT” could have also been called “Hoppers”
I can’t imagine this round will last much longer, make your voices heard
The next step forward as American leftists has never been clearer to me. With the presidents stranglehold on our rights and the democrats lack of action, only one course is feasible: We must band together, at the state and local levels, with great solidarity, and kill God.
got my first win on the necromancer guy, i like doom
scooby doo was just a normal great dane but shaggy was one of the most powerful beast masters of his generation. keeping up that kind of mystical mastery consumed a LOT of calories, tho
they say every Carney film is a work of Art
you, unrefined: "my favorite pizza topping is pepperonis"
me, sophisticated: "my favorite pizza toppings is little pieces of snails. or maybe frog legs or the egg of fish"
i think actors should be paid less if their role has the same/a very similar name
get in there and cast your vote, faygo enthusiasts. now more than ever
The Midland Mall Comic Con, scheduled Friday to Sunday, will please fans of such events.
The Midland Mall Comic Con, scheduled Friday to Sunday, will please fans of such events.
Orange better beat cherry cola fr
And that’s what this tournament is really all about.
Yeah rock and rye vs root beer I see as kind of the real faygo-heads vs those who are less familiar but grape vs firework is just a straight up tough decision I’ll have to think about all day
The matchups that really have my eye are root beer vs rock and rye and then grape vs firework
it's the faygo bracket. the four remaining matchups are: rock and rye vs root beer, orange vs cherry cola, grape vs firework, and redpop vs creme soda
EIGHT DEEEEEEE-LICIOUS POPS REMAIN
who will make it to the Faygo Four? this is when the get really tight. every vote matters!
speaking of votes, you can vote here:
forms.gle/fJFWGmHYRxTq...
in my opinion i am my fingers. the rest of me is appendages to my fingers, incidental to my survival.
