“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say
11.03.2026 14:42
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i get it, sweatpants drawstring. sometimes i just wanna go crawl in a hole too.
11.03.2026 18:14
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All the shitty things about the UI and functionality of BlueSky become a lot easier to understand when you know AI wrote most of the code
11.03.2026 20:05
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Gas is $5.20 at the nearest gas station right now
11.03.2026 20:06
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My mom's continuous glucose monitor sends alerts to my phone and they scare the living shit out of me every time, they are so loud and shrill
My brother sleeps through them
Truly, there are only 2 genders
11.03.2026 20:04
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A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz.
SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE!
WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG
$1,000,000 PRIZE!
11.03.2026 18:02
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Jerk off motion
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what the fuck
11.03.2026 18:52
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wall-e and eve
this is straight t4t
11.03.2026 19:47
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house md staring into camera
no! "positive gay representation" will kill patient!
he needs doomed homoerotic violence to live.
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11.03.2026 10:35
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bald guys are so sexy i wanna rub their heads
11.03.2026 19:51
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I know the stats of every shit this man has ever taken since we got together
11.03.2026 19:53
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My husband won't stop farting
This is what marriage is like
You're both just constantly farting and discussing your digestive issues together
11.03.2026 19:52
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"mdni" dawg we're at the senior living center
11.03.2026 03:07
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"mdni" on bluesky is so funny dawg everyone here was alive when watergate broke
11.03.2026 03:01
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Two Straits?!
11.03.2026 19:43
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*sitting bolt upright* Glup Shitto
11.03.2026 19:25
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NSFW Artists being attacked on all fronts while the government actively protects pedos is fucking nuts and shouldn't be ignored.
11.03.2026 14:13
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straight up mleming on it
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We will welcome them as liberators
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MENA with five nuclear powers would be indisputably more stable than the version of MENA which exists right now with one nuclear power
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I prefer porn that makes me cry and hate myself, thank you
If it doesn't trigger a trauma response, I'm not interested
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The cold sore is directly between my two front teeth, so my chipped tooth keeps rubbing against it
This must be what Jesus felt like on the cross
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transition to autumn? yeah, i've known a few girls who've done that
11.03.2026 19:39
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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i admit i am extremely alarmed at how xenophobic a lot of US based leftists are. the way you people talk about iran is BONE CHILLING. youve always been like this but even in your tepid anti war statements youve been quick to add that you do believe iran is ontologically evil.
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The temperature in Gaza has plunged today, leaving Sama'a and her family shivering in the cold. Please give what you can.
chuffed.org/project/157569
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