Where's the part where people are WATCHING FUCKING BASEBALL WHICH IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT OF YOU EXISTING.
I fucking hate this. Gonna be one more Yankee stadium where the seats behind home plate are always empty because people are doing shit they could do at fucking Applebees.
I can try to get smart
(I only said that assuming you’d say “that’s bad.” Ive been duped!)
I’ve created a monster
😂 you’re catching on
I get to try and sleep tonight at 9 so I can wake up at 4, excuse me, 5am.
Which is good
Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso
Yeah, Trump's ratings are dogshit, and we haven't gotten to the part where he's the first president to ever eagerly throw millions off their health insurance.
(Though the first millions have already started, which may explain some of the dogshit polls.)
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.
Geno called them a bunch of BROKE BITCHES sjxjsjxjwjxjwjjsjejs
If I can’t unionize Claude then it’s not conscious, next question
How long are you walking with that bad boy on?
Our next contract negotiations started last week. The PMG always plants a story like this in the media so they can cry poor about why they can't give us a raise.
They won’t kill themselves because their god says it’s a sin, but they’ll accelerate the apocalypse and kill everyone because they found a loophole to get to heaven quicker.
STOP TRYING TO FIND LOOPHOLES TO TRICK YOUR GOD. The apocalypse, soaking, do you think he’s impressed by your trickery?
Man… DEM FOLKS crazy
"This is that group with George Michael, Kenny G & Snow.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
Unfortunately...yes...
all of Twitter: this man is a degenerate gambler scumbag ring-chasing aura farming asshole
real life:
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If you've never seen one, I implore you to watch an old Double Dutch Competition -
youtu.be/jYIFsKfYSs4?...
😩😩😩
If it doesn’t, just eat more
Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.
"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This movie looks like such a treat. Heart felt comedy murder mystery for the whole family and everyone is in it.
Maybe people will wake up to the fact that the AI push has been about paying workers even less and taking away job security.
Less "prompt engineering" and more labor organizing.
