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9 seconds, and it was 5 seconds too much

OH GOD NO

Oh no he kinda looks like me too

Going to look this up based on similarity to my last name, hope it doesn't disappoint

But does he have the mentality to play like a man??!

If you have an interaction with someone next to you in line at the grocery store, it's important to tell them "you're my best friend here"

13 minutes later and the broadcast keeps talking about how watching the goal it's never getting old, and we're still haven't seen a single one.

3 minutes later, no replay of the goal

I LIED I DIDN'T LEAVE, AND MY SON HAS SCORED #RCTID

Ok i think im done here, goodnight!

However it ends, we know Izoita is good, man

Oh god

Shocking lack of decisive actions being taken by the Timbers. By shocking i mean absolutely expected #RCTID

ITS ANTONY, NOT ANTHONY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

I'm ready to turn the team over to Izoita

I'm not even mad

IZOITA??

I APPLAUDED ALONE IN MY GARAGE

OH KELSY WHAT A TOUCH

Hahahaha omgggg

Uuuuuh worf's parents are Russian??

Pretty sure it's still wildly inappropriate to kiss the captain on the cheek, even if he's off duty, counselor

Let's go, Dart! lol

I know it’s a silly thing to care about, but I legitimately don’t understand why our lineup graphics get worse every year. It’s especially obvious when it gets placed next to an actually useful lineup graphic. #RCTID

Or maybe @stumptownfooty.bsky.social wants to? I think it would be super helpful!

Here's a screenshot i took with mostly accurate alt text, i can try to do this every match since @timbers.com probably won't #RCTID

I somehow both wish I hated the Whitecaps more, and am glad i don't

That said, i am excited to watch this game no matter what happens cuz it'll be an incredible disaster or this weird lineup will gel in a weird and cool way! #RCTID

Also they just bolded Surman, so i assume that means he's captain. @timbers.com admin, this is a choice

I did the Alt text on my phone and it was impossible to go back and edit, but still THIS ISN'T HARD, YALL