"Dies?"
01.03.2026 03:13
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"Dies?"
During the movie I had an edible to bite on but it served the same purpose
When I saw Across the Spiderverse at Cinema 21 a guy in front me actually said, "El oh elll!" after every joke. Just the worst.
It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.
“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”
Feeling down? As an act of self-care, go to the comments of some MAGA "health influencer" you despise and post this with something like "Trump issued an order shielding glyphosate manufacturers from cancer lawsuits??? And RFK Jr supports it??? Very scared rn. Have we been conned? 😧🇺🇸✝️🫶"
Sha-kee-ta-no. I took my portfolio to Joe Rubenstein's table at NYCC circa 2010 and the first thing he said to me was "Get a new name"
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
One of my favorites - doesn't get the attention it deserves!
What about the ruler that smells like feet
Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media often makes the point that at its heart TOS was a horror series
This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
An insane moment among innumerable insane moments
Thanks, very kind of you and my sincere condolences as well. She fought to stick around for the birth of my daughter and her first grandchild, and said goodbye last night at home with family. Her cancer was a nasty, violent thing, but all things considered it ended peacefully.
tweet by Casey Lawrence (@LeanandCuisine): "Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son"
dudes rock
I lost my mom last night - at 77 - and she adored Catherine O'Hara's performance in Waiting for Guffman.
Drew the hell out of those slacks
I'm not much of a football fan but I hate the idea of a "first ballot hall of famer". You're either in or you aren't. The idea that someone should have to wait a year is ridiculous.
Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
Evidence again of @jonathanbchait.bsky.social's point that the phone is the weapon Trump fears most
Made it for New Year's - now I know why people like shrimp cocktail
My wife and I walked down the aisle together to that song.
none of this crap please
I highly suggest checking out Astro Bot! A delight from start to finish.
It's still remarkable that you (anyone) can write something like that and everyone knows exactly what you're talking about.
Donuts on the griddle at the doodle!
Predictions:
1) Trump gives Machado nothing, he’s got the award in hand.
2) he displays it in the Oval Office
3) When he leaves office he illegally takes it with him to mar a lago
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
He used to come into the library when I was a student at Dartmouth - caught a fleeting glimpse one afternoon when I was working a shift at the computer help desk about 60 years after this photo 😂