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Faculty at School of Visual Arts, Painter. Teach Photoshop for Coloring - comics & illustrators. He/him. Likes puns. https://andypearlman.com/paintings.html

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yeah, he's going to be such a "oh, my super-smart co-star from my last film, we had such great chemistry, we ended up marrying in real life!"

and a year later, divorce, because they were both hired for being beautiful and the ability to appear smart on film.

07.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feels as if this is vanilla ice cream+chili crisp+crackers, without the crisp part of the chili crisp

07.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

men mostly just aren't all that tall

07.03.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the most surprising thing for me on nyc subways is being 5'9" and formerly having been a 1% on the height chart, the tiniest kid, and realizing I can now see over the other people in the car.

even though it has been decades since i was that short.

07.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what's with the fake NBA accounts posting video of greg oden as if he was still playing in the NBA

(or other similarly stupid videos)

07.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
hutt with big axes and naturals

hutt with big axes and naturals

here are some...

07.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

06.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 201 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

just absolutely horrible you were put in that position. all the best.

07.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

his name is custard? weird that a delicious treat could go so bad.

07.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's truly how dumb mullin is. "hey, just checking, you haven't pissed off the chairman of the committee you need to get through in the last 2 weeks, right?"

07.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's going through rand paul's committee...

07.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

our government is just evil

06.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whale actually...

06.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

about to watch some more Pitt

06.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and i mean, are you going to tattoo an obviously clueless american soldier with a nazi tattoo? like that's an invite to trouble unless you know the soldier is onboard with it.

06.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, if i were trying to show growth, i would make sure that i did not go near whatever it was i had done wrong before.

and he's repeatedly touching the stove!

06.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is he even allowed to be on bsky as a 41 year old?

06.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, i labeled it such lol. it seemed enough in that space that i thought it was best if people were warned first.

06.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are you sure it won't end up all being a wash?

(yeah, the things i've found in the filters, particularly lemon seeds)

06.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
same picture as before except anti has been put before writing

same picture as before except anti has been put before writing

um, are you sure about that, seems as if someone must have rewritten it?

06.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
platner's tattoo partially removed in photoshop, with a tattoo of hillary clinton on top of it

platner's tattoo partially removed in photoshop, with a tattoo of hillary clinton on top of it

as requested

06.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of my cats is clearly well aware of the rule "do not chew transparent plastic" and when he sees me when he has a piece, he confirms his knowledge every time.

06.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying to delete, trying

06.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
platner's tattoo partially removed in photoshop, with a tattoo of hillary clinton on top of it

platner's tattoo partially removed in photoshop, with a tattoo of hillary clinton on top of it

as requested

06.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pikachu ice cream in a cone held by a hand

pikachu ice cream in a cone held by a hand

pikachu?

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wut? uh oh

06.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that Iran, essentially a cult structure for leadership, would react by imitating cult-like behavior when attacked too hard for them to guess at now...

06.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I usually make it easier for people who put me on such a list, because they apparently don't realize they can just block me so as to never see me againโ€ฆby blocking them.

06.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like at a certain point, either he's being purposefully antisemitic or he's someone who in a Senate campaign is so reckless that he's stepping on rakes he doesn't have to hit.

That's not growth.

06.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, he's done the following things since just *starting* his campaign:
Got possible white supremacist tattoo in Fenris
Went on a antisemitic podcast in ValhallaVFT "longtime fan"
Claimed he got the original tattoo while in the military and before
Promoted Stew Peters, an antisemitic podcaster

06.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0