I just heard Trump 1st term lawyer, Ty Cobb, refer to Kristi Noem's luxury (with bedroom) G700 jet as her "sugar shack plane."
I am deceased. 😂😅🤣
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I just heard Trump 1st term lawyer, Ty Cobb, refer to Kristi Noem's luxury (with bedroom) G700 jet as her "sugar shack plane."
I am deceased. 😂😅🤣
Only a ginormous asshole spikes the football like this.
Bill Gates tearfully asked Epstein to delete messages referencing an STD, writing, “Your request that I provide you antibiotics that you give to Melinda.” It also says Gates asked him to delete explicit personal details about his penis.
Kind of gives a whole new meaning to Microsoft.
Just like with "Shock and Awe," in Iraq, we erroneously thought Iranians would shit themselves, throw down their AK-47s, and instantly become a docile democracy. Didn't work in Iraq, won't work in Iran.
Do these imbeciles ever study history??
I fully expect Gestapo goons at my door demanding my loyalty to Trump.
Know this: MAGA feels it's essential for the future of the U.S. to stay in power. Because of this, they will cheat, supress, intimidate, and gerrymander to endure.
Make sure you're eligible to vote in midterms. This is The Final Battle.
Trick question!
Remember the phrase "It can't happen here?" Well, it has happened here.
To these evil, insensitive madarfakers, these deaths are "collateral damage."
Other than sometimes running wrong routes, you'll love D.J. As a Bears fan, I'll miss him.
Most disturbing is how much administration members are enjoying this war. They love breaking shit, causing chaos, death, and destruction. They're as bad as Putin in Ukraine.
How did we get here?? It's surreal.
They're "adoriable!" Sometimes you just have to coin an appropriate word...
RESIST!
I agree with and support Stiller's statement. That said, Les Grossman may be the best character Tom Cruz ever played.
Loyalty over competence. Always.
Just be very careful you don't go too short. They bleed! Good luck. The only thing worse is trimming a cat's nails.
Massie on Newsmax: "We're not getting the answers we need from Pam Bondi. I just spent 3 hours at the DOJ this week looking at the unredacted files. And I'm finding evidence of files they haven't released yet." (Note that the Newsmax anchor agrees with him!)
LOL! They can all tear each other to pieces as far as I'm concerned.
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...
Wait until Trump finds out you can burn whale oil in lamps. Ka-CHING!!
Christian nations under God? This alpha bro believes we should wage The Crusades again, in the Final Battle. His blueprint is The Book of Revelation. It's terrifying.
Huckleberry J. Butchfella.
Lizards do "push-ups" primarily to communicate, acting as a territorial display to threaten rivals, attract mates, or signal strength to predators. That's actually why I do push-ups, too...
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Headline...
"Piece of fucking shit Donald Trump replaces piece of fucking shit Kristi Noem with piece of fucking shit Markwayne Mullin."
The $2T F-35 program pays off BIG, finally getting a kill! America!!
"Israel’s military said Wednesday that one of its F-35 stealth fighter jets shot down an Iranian Air Force Yak-130, marking the first time the aircraft has downed a fighter in combat."
That's an average of only $2T per kill!!
Still going...
#Iran
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
Posted again, without comment, purely for comedic value...
His stroke really damaged him.
We're going to prove we aren't WOKE by bombing schools, hospitals, and mosques, because AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!
