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Our boarding got delayed for the cruise so we went to the zoo to burn some time. Got to be up close to some roseate spoonbills!

I’m cleaning out my purse that I’ve only had for 2 months… tell me why I’ve been holding onto a 2024 planner that was not even written in one time? And why I felt the need to put it in my new bag when I got it without even thinking about it? It’s 2026 my guy

My actual reaction

Devastating news everyone

Gotta test them all out and see which ones the best

My partner and I are going to a queer meetup on Saturday!! Hoping to make new friends

We had another earthquake today while I was at work and this one sounded and felt like the building was exploding it was so scary

Officially on vacation

Watching this season of love is blind is so wild to me as someone who lived in downtown Columbus for 10 years. Like that’s the park I used to live by! That’s the bar I used to go to! Those are the giraffes I’ve also fed at the zoo!

I got my hair cut and then I dyed it myself so now I’m even more obnoxiously obsessed with *me*

Shoutout to my mom who finally gave in and started taking edibles for her pain we just had the best 45 min long conversation we’ve had in years

I’m obsessed with my esthetician, she’s so cool and the main reason I chose her was bc of her tiktoks and knowing she’s a leftist. But talking about politics and the files while I’m spread eagle getting the hair ripped out of my body was a wild experience

Nobody has ever called me illiterate before today

My hair stylist just referred to my hair as “grippy”

Just one week and I’ll be in the Bahamas. 3 more days of work!!

My ankles and feet wearing white socks that have black paw prints on top

The bottom of the socks, one of them says “just a” and the other says “hole”

Got some new socks at the adult store 🐾

Meatball (short hair tortie cat) laying on some pillows on me bed, there’s a pink headboard behind her and plants on the nightstand in the background.

Eevee (short hair muted tortie cat) lays on my cheetah print comforter

I can’t believe these little creatures live with me

Why yes I did order 100 tiny resin bunnies to leave around the cruise like people do with ducks

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Instead I have to take 4+ pills a day to feel normal and pay a psychiatrist $400 a month bc my insurance sucks

Too bad South Carolina loves alcohol and tobacco and racism so much they’ll never legalize weed here

I blame the lack of legal marijuana in this state for me having to go back on meds and then starting to smoke cigarettes again. I’m not strong enough to face this world with nothing. If I had better access to weed like I did in Ohio/Michigan then I would be way better off and less broke!

Can’t stop thinking about Ohio specific food from my hometown, I need Marion’s pizza, Grippo’s chips, and Skyline chili dip

Would I be insane if I got my Chevy trax wrapped or painted one day?

A small tortie cat with large green eyes on a cream colored cat tower

Meatball

They’re all terrible 🥲 making us Ohioans look even worse

Watching the new love is blind season just because it’s in Columbus and in this new episode they’re at the topiary park that I used to live right by and walk through almost every day!

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by hot and deadly I exclusively mean my Wife (assultrons from the fallout games)

A meme that says “All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue”