Kelli Jae Baeli

Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

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Careless Editors & Languishing in Romantical Writer-Myths - Kelli Jae Baeli What’s wrong with this sentence? “My only child was struck and killed by a car riding a bicycle home from the beach one afternoon in September.” (From Enon, by Paul Harding) So, there was this car riding a bicycle to the beach, see, and…. {Sigh}. And this book was published traditionally and by Random House, where I assume they have professional editors being paid the big bucks to catch things like that. I’m sure there are a million reasons why an editor could have missed that. Perhaps he had been up too late the night before, perhaps he sneezed and … Continue reading →

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Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

#Colonizing #Philosophy #space
https://kellijaebaeli.com/colonizing-vs-philosophizing-2/

“These two authors always tell an interesting, entertaining story, and One and Done is no exception. Plenty of action, sexy interludes, and laugh-out-loud humor, sure to keep you glued to the pages.” # https://tinyurl.com/OneandDoneKJB

“This book has a bit of everything. Romance, humor, mystery, spice, and a sexy ice queen. Read it, you won't be disappointed.” #SapphFic #lesfic #books #romance https://tinyurl.com/ImPerfectlyFineKJB

Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

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Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

#Colonizing #Philosophy #space
https://kellijaebaeli.com/colonizing-vs-philosophizing-2/

“These two authors always tell an interesting, entertaining story, and One and Done is no exception. Plenty of action, sexy interludes, and laugh-out-loud humor, sure to keep you glued to the pages.” # https://tinyurl.com/OneandDoneKJB

Careless Editors & Languishing in Romantical Writer-Myths - Kelli Jae Baeli What’s wrong with this sentence? “My only child was struck and killed by a car riding a bicycle home from the beach one afternoon in September.” (From Enon, by Paul Harding) So, there was this car riding a bicycle to the beach, see, and…. {Sigh}. And this book was published traditionally and by Random House, where I assume they have professional editors being paid the big bucks to catch things like that. I’m sure there are a million reasons why an editor could have missed that. Perhaps he had been up too late the night before, perhaps he sneezed and … Continue reading →

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Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

#Colonizing #Philosophy #space
https://kellijaebaeli.com/colonizing-vs-philosophizing-2/

“This book has a bit of everything. Romance, humor, mystery, spice, and a sexy ice queen. Read it, you won't be disappointed.” #SapphFic #lesfic #books #romance https://tinyurl.com/ImPerfectlyFineKJB

“These two authors always tell an interesting, entertaining story, and One and Done is no exception. Plenty of action, sexy interludes, and laugh-out-loud humor, sure to keep you glued to the pages.” # https://tinyurl.com/OneandDoneKJB

Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

#Colonizing #Philosophy #space
https://kellijaebaeli.com/colonizing-vs-philosophizing-2/

Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

#Colonizing #Philosophy #space
https://kellijaebaeli.com/colonizing-vs-philosophizing-2/

“These two authors always tell an interesting, entertaining story, and One and Done is no exception. Plenty of action, sexy interludes, and laugh-out-loud humor, sure to keep you glued to the pages.” # https://tinyurl.com/OneandDoneKJB

Careless Editors & Languishing in Romantical Writer-Myths - Kelli Jae Baeli What’s wrong with this sentence? “My only child was struck and killed by a car riding a bicycle home from the beach one afternoon in September.” (From Enon, by Paul Harding) So, there was this car riding a bicycle to the beach, see, and…. {Sigh}. And this book was published traditionally and by Random House, where I assume they have professional editors being paid the big bucks to catch things like that. I’m sure there are a million reasons why an editor could have missed that. Perhaps he had been up too late the night before, perhaps he sneezed and … Continue reading →

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“This book has a bit of everything. Romance, humor, mystery, spice, and a sexy ice queen. Read it, you won't be disappointed.” #SapphFic #lesfic #books #romance https://tinyurl.com/ImPerfectlyFineKJB

Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

#Colonizing #Philosophy #space
https://kellijaebaeli.com/colonizing-vs-philosophizing-2/

Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

“These two authors always tell an interesting, entertaining story, and One and Done is no exception. Plenty of action, sexy interludes, and laugh-out-loud humor, sure to keep you glued to the pages.” # https://tinyurl.com/OneandDoneKJB

Careless Editors & Languishing in Romantical Writer-Myths - Kelli Jae Baeli What’s wrong with this sentence? “My only child was struck and killed by a car riding a bicycle home from the beach one afternoon in September.” (From Enon, by Paul Harding) So, there was this car riding a bicycle to the beach, see, and…. {Sigh}. And this book was published traditionally and by Random House, where I assume they have professional editors being paid the big bucks to catch things like that. I’m sure there are a million reasons why an editor could have missed that. Perhaps he had been up too late the night before, perhaps he sneezed and … Continue reading →

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"New Harbor Witches: Ravens is a feast of action and plot twists.”
https://tinyurl.com/NHW2Ravens
#KU #Kindle #StoryRevolution #Paranormal #MagicalRealism #Suspense #FemFic #FeministFiction #DomesticSuspense #FemaleProtagonist #adventure #WomensAdventure

Switcheroo
“Another great book by KJB. I loved all the interpersonal relationships, and of course the evil stepmonster. I was yelling at the book for them to do something about her. That’s how involved I am!” #mystery #humor #DomesticSuspense #mustread

https://tinyurl.com/SwitcherooKJB

#FemFic Strong, capable women with none of that damsel in distress marmalade. #Indigenous #IndigenousFiction #ApocalypticFiction #StrongWomen

Rocking the Boat - Kelli Jae Baeli Don't say anything. Don't make a comment. It will make you look bad. That's the usual advice in the publishing industry when someone posts a caustic review of your book, under the assumption that this is about some type of insecurity on the part of a writer

#reviews #IndieAuthor #writing #WritingCraft #WriterLife
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Colonizing vs. Philosophizing - Kelli Jae Baeli On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, and did we not allow ignorance, greed, and zealotry in this world, we would … Continue reading →

#Colonizing #Philosophy #space
https://kellijaebaeli.com/colonizing-vs-philosophizing-2/

"New Harbor Witches: Ravens is a feast of action and plot twists.”
https://tinyurl.com/NHW2Ravens
#KU #Kindle #StoryRevolution #Paranormal #MagicalRealism #Suspense #FemFic #FeministFiction #DomesticSuspense #FemaleProtagonist #adventure #WomensAdventure

Switcheroo
“Another great book by KJB. I loved all the interpersonal relationships, and of course the evil stepmonster. I was yelling at the book for them to do something about her. That’s how involved I am!” #mystery #humor #DomesticSuspense #mustread

https://tinyurl.com/SwitcherooKJB

Careless Editors & Languishing in Romantical Writer-Myths - Kelli Jae Baeli What’s wrong with this sentence? “My only child was struck and killed by a car riding a bicycle home from the beach one afternoon in September.” (From Enon, by Paul Harding) So, there was this car riding a bicycle to the beach, see, and…. {Sigh}. And this book was published traditionally and by Random House, where I assume they have professional editors being paid the big bucks to catch things like that. I’m sure there are a million reasons why an editor could have missed that. Perhaps he had been up too late the night before, perhaps he sneezed and … Continue reading →

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